Australian Love Poem

[ladymoth]

Sent to me by my brother-in-law - couldn't resist sharing it, 'cos we should have a few laughs on a Friday!

Moffy x

Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin

You're a bl**dy top-notch bird

And when I say you're gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think it’s very sexy

That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now

The moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the cricket’s on

And fetch another beer

[Hidden]

That explains it ....My OH is Australian ..... He kept his accent hidden well......

[ladymoth in reply to Hidden]

Is he like 'Crocodile Dundee'?

[Saskia]

Love it! Thanks for sharing! XX

[Hidden]

Brilliant!

[Jjudith]

My hubby ignorea me when the crickets on.... And he is English.