Off to see the wizard........

Going out early on myrtle my mobility scooter I was suddenly swept up by a twister and I landed.... Here.. Unfortunately Myrtle had parked herself on a poor person with a green face and a long black robe and flattened her completely.... Just as I was panicking about how I could explain this a very glamourous woman appeared ... Typical as I always look like something the cat dragged in.. Anyway she said I had killed the wicked witch of fibro. And I could go and see the wizard and ask him anything I wanted... I just had to follow the yellow brick road ... Get to the palace and find the wizard.. And with a click of her sparkly high heels she disappeared .. I looked down at my red velour slippers and looked around.... Is there anybody out there who wants to come with me down the yellow brick road, maybe you want a horney backed toad... Sorry slipping into a song..there... So I,m off to see the wizard hopefully not alone...

[Fibrofoggiest]

Uuuhhhmmm, I'm only a very Foggy thing and have lost my brain a long time ago as many of you will already realise !!! Foggy suddenly experiences a very odd sensation as she finds straw coming out of her neck and arms and legs.........oh my word, she's turned into a scarecrow not far off what she looks like, so is ok with that.

Can I join you on your journey please ? Oh and by the way I seem to have found a horney backed toad in one of my very scruffy pockets........what's that all about, ribbitt ribbbit (having no brain Foggy of course doesn't remember Elton John or anything like that)

[Hidden]

Ha a willing volunteer with a toad ... I am sure we can make it ... If it takes longer than we thought we always use your straw to sleep on and have you ever tried roasted toad????

[ladymoth]

We could have roasted toad and beans on toast! [offers can of beans and loaf of medium sliced] Then we can use the can to make a tin man!.

Are you looking for the Wicked Witch of the West?

Moffy x

[Fibrofoggiest]

Yuuuhh sounds ok to me, leave out the beans for me, I'll just have toast.....beanz meanz a rather whiffy scarecrow.

Foggy x

[Hidden]

I am hoping that was the one I landed on but knowing my luck I killed someone disguised as her and the wicked witch and her group of flying monkeys are lurking somewhere waiting to pounce.... Still with a toad a loaf and some beans I am sure we can conjure up something to defeat her and get to the see the wizard.. Does a shuffling dance on the yellow brick road in her red velour slippers...

[Fibrofoggiest]

Oooooooo flying monkey.......yaaaaayyyy

[Hidden]

Noooo flying monkeys love beans on toast we must save our supplies... ....

[ladymoth]

Shrek just banged on the door and asked if he can come, too.

I think we should let him, 'cos the donkey can carry the beans, and we can use the dragon to warm things up.

Also, Shrek is kind of cute - tho' he does look a bit like Wayne Rooney!

Moffy x

[Hidden in reply to ladymoth]

Yup good idea.. Whispers quietly I would rather have shrek than Wayne Rooney. Should I move my mobilty scooter off the squashed witch/ person or shall I just pretend she's not there and leave it parked up

[Fibrofoggiest]

Ohhhh duuuhhhh (shows how thick scarecrow aka foggy is )

Talking about toast, which we weren't last night Foggy thought she fancied a slice of the aforementioned, with a tad of marmite, so she took to the kitchen, she looked in all the cupboards on all the shelves, in the fridge, even in the oven (has been known) and no sign of the marmite, so she gave up and forgot about the toast. Poor lunatic.......just been to the kettle to have mid morning coffee, lifted up the kettle to fill and lo and behold........the marmite jar sitting there looking all innocent .......gggggggggrrrrrrr and you may ask why I'm called Foggy ? Quad erat demonstrandum !!!!

[Hidden]

Oh dear if you can't find the marmite how are you going to find the wizard and if you do will you remember what to ask him for.... Never mind if you can't I,ll ask him for something for you.... how about long thick curly hair that never stops growing... Oh no that was a bizzy lizzzy episode from my childhood... I know you can ask him for brains and hope he doesn't think you are a zombie

[Sthandra in reply to Hidden]

I remember bizzy Lizzy I hated it as all the kids used to call me itand not ina nice way . Sithy

[Fibrofoggiest]

Not sure about that cos I've never met a wizard and m not sure what I'm asking for, could someone remind me. Oh no, a zombie scarecrow, Foggy gets her wotsits in a muddle and morphs back into a fog to collect herself.>>>>>>>>> right Foggy departs to get her straw cut and coloured. >>>>>>>>>> fear not I'll beeeee baaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkk as she disappears into another twister

[ladymoth]

Oh - Foggie's asked the Terminator along as well! That should be fun!

VG - move Myrtle very slowly, then the witch person won't notice and will think she's still trapped - psychology, see?

How about some beans? Burp, Phaaart !!!!!

[Hidden]

I don't think she will notice however fast or slow I go she be very dead ... Fortunately I didn't squash her hat so am wearing that.... It looks most dashing with my red velour slippers... Oh and I found an axe stuck in a tree stump so we could find someone to cut foggy some wood for her wood burner ... Mmm beans.......

[ladymoth]

You might yet your photo in the 'Witch report'!

[Hidden]

Never never never I refuse to have my photo taken ... The last time I remember any photo taken of me was sneakily taken 20 years ago.....

Yours sneakily sidling out of camera range ...

[Fibrofoggiest]

Welcome friends , I have returned from a foray with the strawdressers , or at least i think thats where ive been cos i have no brain,and have had the chop, straw all one length now, but Foggy is a heap of exhaustion . She too is a camera phobe and sneakily sidles out of camera range with VG

[Hidden]

Loves the new cut and propels foggy down the yellow brick road with moffy but I can't remember why we are going ........

[Fibrofoggiest]

Foggy thinks as hard as a scarecrow with no brains whatsoever can think and says " I think you said we were off to see the Ozard of Whizzi" !! Foggy is not sure what ozards look like, but if they are a bit whizzy that could be a bit of fun. So Foggy arranges all her spare straw, now neatly cut and ready for use, and settles VG as Moffy down with tins of beans to hand and retires into a misty place once more, only to be awakened 10 minutes later by what would appear to be the trumpet voluntary coming from VG and Moffy's nest..........ah well lets see what the morning brings along with a somewhat noxious odour.........tra la tra la ......we're off to see the Ozard, the wonderful Ozard of Whizz............

[Hidden]

Ahh thank you foggy lovely bed now this Ozardof Whizz what are we going to see him for????... Ahh I remember to complain about lack of signposts on this road.. Sets off in the wrong direction ......