Unfortunately they didn't really think it through....
Who WAS in charge of the big wheel and what fairground ride or stall will you volunteer to be in charge of.......
I am going to take over the fortune tellers tent..... Consult Mystic Minnow... Cross my fin with silver .... Goes off to find suitable costume......
Vgx
Can i be in charge of hook a duck? I feel like one of those ducks just bobbing about in a circle going nowhere fast! xx
But of course nice and relaxing , just don't give me away as a prize please 
Please miss, can I have the carousel? I always loved those horses! And I fancy a bit of Mary Poppins magic - all aboard for a horse-ride to who-knows-where!
xx
Ooohhh yes and if you want a Mary Popping adventure quick leap on a horse and chase down the big wheel , I will follow as soon as I have squeezed into my sparkly cloak
Tally-Ho! toot-ta-da-ta-toot!
I'm off in hot pursuit!
Mounted on my painted horse
(in super-fibromite costume of course)
Chasing down the big wheel
I'll demonstrate my nerves of steel
Then back to Libby's ride for me
And a well-deserved cuppa tea!
Charges after Kaz on another horse dressed in a rather tight fortune tellers costume dropping stars all over the forum..... If we capture the big wheel and get back to Libby's for a cuppa I,ll tell both your fortunes..
Make mine a good one - LOL!
Got to be the Teacup Ride for me please VG, I am always up for a cuppa and I just love this ride, reminds me of the days when my children were small too! 
Can't wait to see your fairground costume and love the name Mystic Minnow! Do you read palms or tea leaves?!
xxxx
Tea leaves and the crystal ball.... Shhhhh don't tell anyone it's just a goldfish bowl turned upside down.... I,ll read your tea leaves in exchange for a cuppa ...
Ooo can I do the hoopla pretty pleeeeeeze.???
Ooh hoopla.. I can throw a mean hoop with my fins of steel, make sure you nab some good items as prizes. Surely there must be something good in admins dressing room
I am sure I can find some. I thought I could put a clean pair of Moffys gold plated knickers in a box with a bow on and make it the star prize. Hoops never go over square boxes so no one will win. There is also a spare tiara, some nail varnish, a pot plant, a picture of HRH next to Fibro1, a gold fish and a cuddly toy. Anyone got any donations?
Wow - with prizes like this I can't wait to have a go - unfortunately, I'm rather busy at the moment riding my painted horse, and trying to catch up with a run-away big wheel! But I may be back later.
I,m trying to keep up with you Kaz but some dratted cartoon penguins keep getting in the way and slowing me down.....
How are you going to get the big wheel back up the hill?
Hmmm - good point.
Quickly scribbles sign
'We apologise to all our customers for the shortage of horses on the carousel today - they are currently undergoing additional training'
Right, that's that part of the problem solved!
Come on horses, let's go harness you to that wheel. Thank goodness it's round! At least it'll roll up the hill once I've got my horsepower attached.
Could do with some help though - I need something to attach the horses to each other, and to the big wheel. And some extra riders to help steer the horses in the right direction! Looks around the forum for some 'volunteers' ......
Ok I,ve left the cartoon penguins in charge of the candy floss stall moffy is giving rather a long reading to Russell Crowe in the fortune tellers tent and fortunately my sons just restrung all his guitars so we have some nice strong strings to tie the horses together, now if Libs would just stop drinking tea for a minute I am sure we could construct a harness and get them moving ,,,, as no one has owned up for letting the Big wheel lose I,ll blame Gins
Yeeee- Haaawww!
Giddy-up ponies!
Gallops off brandishing guitar strings.
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comes back - COME ON YOU TWO - put your tea down, and saddle up!
I.m here seems Libby's excuse is Russell Crowe and moffy need a cuppa as moffy is having trouble telling his fortune... Now I hear a lot of giggling and clinking of tea cups from the fortune tellers tent
Tut tut! Keanu Reeves please, I gave Russell to Kaz! 
Reluctantly hands over Russell Crowe, I had him hidden away after the Lone Ranger adventure... Not sure you can use him as a prize but you will certainly attract summerlite to your stall....
Oooooo thank you. I will stand him in the corner and he can collect all the hoops that people throw. Well I am a Princess you know and I don't do collecting. Flicks hair back.
This is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious xxxxxx
Hey, Mystic Minnow - can I be in charge of the candy floss? I'm sulking a bit 'cos i would have liked to be Mystic Moffy! Never mind, candy floss tastes nicer than your crystal ball!
Madame Moffy ... seller of Psychic candy floss xxx
Gallops past Moffys stall on her painted horse with a penguin on the back and pays quickly for two candy floss ..sorry Can't,stop got a big wheel to capture... The candy floss will help cos I,m not really psychic, but if you can read a goldfish bowl and tea leaves I,ll be happy to swap for candy floss stall as long as no one tells KazF I am eating it as well as selling...
Eh? What's that? Sorry - can't hear anything - someone's put candyfloss in my ear! Now, who would do a thing like that?
Throws the fortune tellers costume to Moffy and realises the reason it was soo tight ... Hmmm I appear to be wearing an Edwardian afternoon tea gown as well, gallops on after Kaz while the penguin holds the candy floss
OOOh! Where did you get the Edwardian tea gown? Have you been on Downton Abbey without telling us? I lurve Edwardian costumes - don't let the penguin peck holes in it, 'cos I wanna borrow it on Saturday.
Got to go now - Kaz needs her ears syringed!
xxx
I have never been to a fair ground in my life. No such thing in Zimbabwe. so refuse to work anywhere just want to wander around with my jaw hanging down gaping at everything
WOHAY!!! Just 'clicked' on to find out it's theme park away day!!! Reading through with the usual chuckling, I find I can actually win Russell Crowe!!!! Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to spend my esa on it! Forget food, petrol , bills, children...Thanks for the big smile on my face VG x. Oh and I would like a crystal ball reading please when you've got yourself organised. Ty S x
WHAAAAATTT!!! Climb on board blossom! Pre-fibro lifestyle I WAS THE THEME PARK QUEEN!!! Prepare to reach dizzy heights of fun. You may like a sicky bag too, 'cos I love the big rides!!! EXCITED yet??? Come on blossom, here we goooooooooooooo!!! S x
Mystic moffy has taken over the fortune tellers tent... I couldn't let her sulk all day and its a fair swap as I luuuurve candy floss... Umm moffy do you know how to cleanclean candy floss off edwardian tea gowns ....the penguins has dropped candy floss down the back of my gown.
Ohh blossom no wonder your jaw is hanging down I am sure there isn't a fairground like this one anywhere 
Im gonna use my hook on a bamboo stick to hook Jeremy Kyle! Phrowar.....nom nom! xx
Noooo Jeremy is my guilty pleasure.... I book my 9.30 slot with him mon to fri... Can you just have him after that please and weekends
Ooow can i run the roller coster pleas ? It's like our live's But just for now we can have some need for speed the wind on our faces & heart racing wiw i can feel it , think i should of eaton my candy floss before i went on my hair looks like ive got bed head ,
Rugt now im of to have a bob around in the hook a duck with lovely charlii . Might evan challenge her to a race on the pony's Tally hoooow !! ??????
Sorry, VG but i think you will find Jeremy is all miney miney mine! I refuse to share him and if you continue i will have no choice but to hook your fortune tellers robe off you sharpish, exposing your naked scales for all to seee and i will make sure Moffy is there in her gold plated undercrackers ready to take pics of you....either that or the first one to hook a duck will win you in a plastic bag! All is fair in love and Jezza! xx
Waits for Charlii to realise she is now stuck to her hook a duck chair with candy floss then wanders off with Jeremy, waggling her fins seductively
Yay the roller coaster is now open thanks to kugagirl ... Yes come to me for candy floss After the roller coaster and then make Moffys palm all sticky in the fortune tellers tent
Oooo kugagirl, yes, come to my stall and if you get a duck you can have VG in a plastic bag for her trying to nick my jeremy kyle! No racing though....i'd only go off in the wrong direction and get lost haha! xx
Lovely vg in a bag much better than a gold fish ?? ok no rasing we go for pam reading instead Xx
I don't think there is a plastic bag big enough I am a rather large fish
does she go well with chips?
we can't do it! who would invent new scenarios?
mission "free agent 006.5" needs planning...
Looks pathetically at Sandra, there I was helping Kaz tether the big wheel to the carousel horses and now I am a prize in a bowl... I was right about the bags not being big enough....
Nooooo let me spend my overdraft on jonny depp .. Kicks Jeremy Kyle out of the hall of mirrors... Sorry attraction closed and rushes to kiss jonny depp
Don't be greedy VG - you keep Jeremy, you have already had a go at HRH and Russell Crowe. If Johnny Depp is on the kissing stall, one go is all I'll need (frantically rubbing superglue on lips)
Have you been wearing the ear trumpets,? One whisper of jonny depp and you pick up on it... .... Hopefully I am being smuggled to safety by Sandra and a small rescue party before I am served as sushi.... quick get in before the superglue sets
Nothing wrong with my ears - It's the rest of my body that is falling apart. Hope you are now safely hidden and disguised as a kipper! Sorry can't talk - lips stuck together
Ahem - excuse me ladies!
I have just had a message from HRH - I think he's feeling a bit left out! Now that we're all running around enjoying ourselves at the fair, he's got no passengers in FibroAir.
He says he's very resourceful, and can we find him something interesting to do ....?
he could join jonny on my stall... or he could rescue the wheel.
secretly hrh h and I are off to save vg.
Just heard from HRH, he says he's more than happy to bring his Apache helicopter to join the funfair for free pleasure flights, now form an orderly queue girls! xxxx
What a good idea. Me first.
Whispers a quiet thank you to Sandra so no one will hear I am being rescued
VG you are indeed a fish with very little morals! haha xx
Have emailed the local sushi bar and they have cleared a space on the revloving buffet table in keen anticipation......they arent fussy about your lack of marals! xx
Goodness me! I popped away from the fairground to get some shopping, and you've all been up to mischief while I've been away!
I have everything organised. Prince H. is in charge of the ride with the aeroplanes on, tho' I told him if he'd get a slap if he kept winding it up to top speed when there's a load of pensioners on board. He said it was his Granny's fault, as she and Prince P. are speed freaks!
I have been treated to the awesome sight of our Beloved Monarch and her Consort, whirling around at top speed, courtesy of the Ginger Twit (Prince H.)
Her Majesty was heard to shout "Tally Ho", but Prince P's opinion was, as usual, unprintable!
I have sent VG's tea gown to the cleaners, fed the penguins, and snogged Johnny Depp - what would you do without me?
As soon as i have unglued poor ol' Charlii from the duck stall, I will get started on the fortune telling again!
Mystic Moffy xxxx
Well you could help Sandra rescue me as charlii is spreading rumours about my lack of morals....looks at moffy innocently , she also is trying to get me served up at a sushi bar ... I need rescuing I have lent you my dress... Also I know you haven't only been shopping as I saw Libby and Russell Crowe slip in the fortune tellers tent with three cups and I heard you and Libs giggling......
VG I gave Russell to Kaz, I felt sorry for Keanu so we are having a ride in HRH's Apache at the moment, oh the sky's the limit! xxxx
Ummm... how come I've been round and round this funfair and not seen RC yet??? Am panicking now... Blossom and I were having a whirl by the way...
Curses! I have been found out! Tell charlii we don't want none of those morals on here spoiling our fun!
I am rushing to your rescue, VG - I will knock out the sushi chef with a pound of stone-cold rice, which I had sewn into the back of the tea gown for just such an eventuality. If that fails he gets the lobster!
Russell Crowe is right behind me wearing his 'Gladiator' get-up (oh yummy yum!) so you are going to be well and truly rescued!
xxx
Quick summer RC is with Moffy and a pound of rice and a lobster please get him before he eats my rescue pack.
ON MY WAY VG!!! Moffy mentioned the 'maximas look' and my back leg began to twitch...(no I'm not back in panto mode!)...and my already long suffering knees gave way. But I'm back up and running(well sort of) and should be there in a tick. I promise to save your rescue pack and I'll through caution to the wind and sacrifice myself to his hunger....running faster....
Umm has anyone noticed that M superglued her lips to Jonny Depps about an hour ago that's a very long kiss I think she must be charged more than. £1 mind you I don't see him resisting... Charlii is sitting on Jeremy kyles lap at the hook a duck stall summer has disappeared with Russell Crowe and Libby's up in fibro air with keanau reaves that leaves the rest of us with HRH can't see him complaining at that..... And Gins is still in hiding cos we Sussed out she didn't tighten the nuts on the big wheel properly...
Vgx
just send me the bill - I'll send it to Johnny - he seemed to be enjoying himself - still is (would grin wickedly but lips seem to be stuck in pucker mode)
Greedy Vg, you can have jeremy now, cos there i was, glued to my stall by candyfloss, a damsel in distress and lo and behold a knight on a white horse sped to my aid. He duly rescued me and i removed his helmet (oo-er...calm down Moffy) and it was liam neeson. He put me on the back off his horse and away we go! Byyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xx
woo hoo lucky Charlii, though Johnny is a pretty good kisser, I think I might keep him here for a while
Sorry I'm late but can I run the shooting gallery? Its one of those where if you hit the bullseye you get a photo of yourself with your face scrunched up concentrating on the target
Ohh any photo that doesn't show up my double chin would be a great prize... PS don't let moffy near your stall she wears a coat with a target on the back.. Don't ask.
Candy floss, anyone? 
(And I've decided it's going to be summer) xx
summer,lovely idea, do you do swirly ice-cream? sunglasses on
sandra.
Good suggestion! I will get some in stoke now. But I will probably need some extra assistance now - do you want to help me run the stall, Sandra?
You will be provided with a complimentary, sun hat. Courtesy of wanderingwallflower TM. xxxx
I'd love too!
can we attach it to my kiss stall? as I don't want to leave jonny depp unguarded. I got back from rescuing vg and his lips were covered in glue - he had a funny smile and kept sighing happily, but there was only one extra pound in the tin...
jonny depp & ice-cream and a funky fairy - how can we lose?
sandra.
Of course we can!
Dear Jonny needs all the guarding we can give him (so admin don't decide to snatch him away lol). I have moved my stall next to the kissing booth right infront of the entry, so that all who want to partake have to buy at least one item.
Yes.. I can see it! A complimentary kiss with every ice cream/slushy/candy floss + flake. hamble and wanderingwallflower will take the stand together. We will be the best stall of the whole funfair! We will be remarkable.
Would Jonny gimme a kiss in return for one of my items. 'Jonny? Jonny?' *Whispers in ear* 'I offer organic ice cream!'
I'm glad you like the hat, Sandra. It really suits you. I have attached a flake to the ice cream - but in the shape of fairy wings - why have such amazing stock if we canna put our own stamp on it, eh? (Also, edible wing shaped glitter crafts on some of the candyfloss.) 'Oh no!' *Hands slips + Pours the majority of glitter over Jonny.* *Puts hand over mouth in shock* 'Sorry.' *Tries to suppress chuckle.* 'It only makes you more dazzling'.
wanderingwallflower
xxxx
upselling - what a great idea!
is that edible glitter? might need to accidently have to do it to dermot.
sandra.
Edible glitter indeed. xx
Yay fay lovely to see you posting..... Summer is great..... Pulls on sunglasses can I have pink candy floss please
VG x
xxxx
Indeed you can! I sell, candyfloss (in pink, purple, and, strangely - glittery, sparkly blue) Pink candyfloss it is! I just have one question for you, would you like it
A.) Tiny
B.)Regular
C.) ... Heart-shaped!
I also sell swirly ice cream, and slushies - in all the colours of the rainbow. If you wish? xxxx
and a flake?
I love my new hat fay - I look even more beguiling! [I can dream]
sandra.
Ooooh a heart shaped candy floss in pink am ice cream and a slushie ohhh the joy of virtual eating. Or should that be eating virtually everything.....
Thanks Fay xxxxxxx
Hi sorry I'm late I was in charge of the feris wheel saw someone sneaking around it so went to see who it was only to have a bag put over my head and be bundled of in a van turns out it was Daniel Craig yummy .Sithy
Hi sorry I'm late I was in charge of the feris wheel saw someone sneaking around it so went to see who it was only to have a bag put over my head and be bundled of in a van turns out it was Daniel Craig yummy .Sithy
Hi sorry I'm late I was in charge of the feris wheel saw someone sneaking around it so went to see who it was only to have a bag put over my head and be bundled of in a van turns out it was Daniel Craig yummy .Sithy
Hi sorry I'm late I was in charge of the feris wheel saw someone sneaking around it, so went to see who it was only to have a bag put over my head and be bundled of in a van, turns out it was Daniel Craig yummy .
Hi sorry I'm late I was in charge of the feris wheel saw someone sneaking around it, so went to see who it was only to have a bag put over my head and be bundled of in a van, turns out it was Daniel Craig yummy .
Hi sorry I'm late I was in charge of the feris wheel saw someone sneaking around it so went to see who it was only to have a bag put over my head and be bundled of in a van turns out it was Daniel Craig yummy .Sithy
Hi sorry I'm late I was in charge of the feris wheel saw someone sneaking around it, so went to see who it was only to have a bag put over my head and be bundled of in a van, turns out it was Daniel Craig yummy .
Hi sorry I'm late I was in charge of the feris wheel saw someone sneaking around it, so went to see who it was, only to have a bag put over my head and be bundled off in a van, turns out it was Daniel Craig yummy .
Hi sorry I'm late I was in charge of the feris wheel saw someone sneaking around it, so went to see who it was, only to have a bag put over my head and be bundled off in a van, turns out it was Daniel Craig yummy .
Hi sorry I'm late I was in charge of the feris wheel saw someone sneaking around it, so went to see who it was, only to have a bag put over my head and be bundled off in a van, turns out it was Daniel Craig yummy .
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