Idiot announcement

Thanks kazF moffy and Libby for getting me back onto the site... As you can see due to fibro fog I managed to delete myself STOP cheering!!!!!! I am back with a hypen and a sheepish expression

VG

[ladymoth]

I suppose you thought you ought to be double-barrelled seeing as you're a 'Ladyship! x

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Waves regally while curtsying and grovelling to moffy for getting me back on here

VG x

[hamble99b]

how do you delete yourself?

where you trying to be invisible? we super spies have an app for that -

hashtag izzy wizzy let's get busy.

regards,

00099

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VG, great to have you back, my goodness it was quiet without you lol!

You should have come back as Lady Very Grumpy, you'd have got in easily with that name.

xxxx

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Welcome back your ladyship.

xx

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Yep, curtsies with a slight giggle lol! xxxx

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I wish I knew first my profile went then my fishy pic went then it told me I didn't exist and threw me off the board I suspect sabotage by a certain group of top secret agents who devise tunnels under dustbins, disguise themselves as giant budgies, hog spas, throw fresh cream cakes at firemen and drive wildly on mobility scooters with Scotsmen with their kilts round their ears or pretend to be fingerless butterflies who all banded together and pressed my delete button

Or someone read tip no 1 of mrs Beatons how to get rid of annoying pests and used it on me.

Looks around the forum nervously

VG x

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My goodness VG, you haven't lost your creativity, it's unleashing itself with avengance! My Fibro flare is getting me all confused, I lost myself with the hog spas lol!

Great to have you back with us! xxxx

Now what was that about cream cakes all over firemen. . . . . Kaz is that something to do with you . . . . ?!

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Me? Cream cakes and firemen?

whistles innocently, while looking pointedly in Moffy's direction!

[hamble99b in reply to Hidden]

no, that tip doesn't work, tried it ages ago.

[hamble99b in reply to hamble99b]

sounds like another PARA- noia brought on by too many cream cakes,

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So you have tried it that means I am not paranoid .... I knew it !!!!!!

VG

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just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you

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lol

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Gives up and throws cream cakes at Sandra Kaz and moffy, well I might be paranoid you might all be out to get me and I have done enough stupid things today but I am NOT going to break my diet and eat cream cakes. Though a fresh cream massage does sound rather appealing

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you are in trouble now! I ducked and it hit a policeman, I said I saw nothing but he wants to check around - hurry - "izzy whizz..."

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Perhaps with this last fresh cream cake I have been saving I can talk my way out of it and get a fresh cream massage from him , failing that perhaps a night in a nice quiet padded cell may be just what I need after today's stunt... I spend time trying to think of answers that are polite ( for me) and thoughtful so I don't get banned from the board and then delete myself...

Gahhhhhhh

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I seemed to have missed a momentous occasion what on eart have you been up to......... Really VG your enthusiasm gets the better of you so you were banished from the land and then if I have this right allowed to come back! Wow you are so lucky so no such excitement today please I canot say I am happy at missing so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duck they seem to be launchung cream cakes at your visage lol xgins