Don't you just hate that woman on the Tena ads?
Every time she has an 'OOps' moment, her knickers match her dress, she's all smooth and depilated and she manages to go base over apex without disturbing her perfect hair and make-up. She doesn't pee her knickers, either - which rather makes a nonsense of the whole advert!
If that happened to me, I'd probably have a hole in me drawers and be sporting six months of leg foliage! I would endeavour not to wet myself, but I would probably let rip a very loud and embarrassing panty-koff!
Oh yeah, and that smooth dude who helps her up? I would doubtless get the sleazy guy with bad breath and dandruff. And I'd probably break both legs. S'not fair, is it?
I'm off to have a fantasy moment with Prad Bitt!
Love Moffy xxx