Looks like we are looking for Asslan today!

[Ginsing]

well I am thanks to VG we seem to be in the wardrobe ratteling the handle of the secret door. Is it going to be snowy will we wear nothing but fur coats ooh what ever next are literary escapism starts here!

[Hidden]

I refuse to wear nothing but a fur coat.... Pulls on warm hat... And warm boots That's better I don't want my ears and feet to get cold

Hark I hear the sound of hooves and pan pipes.... In Narnia time is different .... I have functioning knees ... Starts prancing around the lamp post....

Anyone got a safety pin my fur coat keeps flapping open .....

[Cookie72]

I have a kilt pin f thats any good, but you will have to wait while i don me coat n boots, still got me pjs on but that will add warmth, oh no cant find me scarf, oh yes there it is the weatie is laying on it, well cant have that dont want to disturb her shes too sick, oh hang on ill put me thermos round me neck, dont like snow never have, but here i come, bangggg forgot to open wardrobe door first, my its lovely out herei isnt it, dont like snow but this is beautiful, ok grumpy where are you, do you want this pin or not says she tripping over the troll

[Hidden]

I am over here pole dancing round the lamppost ... Gins has disappeared with a strange man with very hairy legs ...naked from the waist up... She says she's only going for tea and biscuits ..... That's her story... Thanks for the pin cookie..... Fastens the coat and then hangs upside down from the lamppost arm......

[ladymoth]

You remember that old saying - all fur coat and no knickers ....?

[Hidden]

Whoops .. Climbs down from the lamppost, pulls out a pair of binoculars .. How handy ...and spots a robin chirping merrily in a tree.... Ohhh Gins would love to see this....

[Ginsing]

I can see him isn't he a chaff well you know a chiff chaff chuff thats the fur coat with out knickers "Pride of piccadilly " My old mum said.

Has any one seen the sleigh pass \I think it has the Queen aboard oh is that you Tulip I wondered where you were. Now stop prancing around the lamp VG lets away to find Asslan h(e will help us in the battle Oh did not I say 2.30 (chinese dentis) oops sorry prances away with mr Tiddlemus or what ever jolly chap

[Hidden]

Haven't seen A sleigh go past but have heard moffy in disguise as a beaver is in a dam on the river eating cake and making merry so am I off to rescue her.... I mean eat cake in the warm and if I see the white witch I will direct her to the wardrobe while we hunt for a stone table.... Sounds rather uncomfortable. To me... But there you go... I hope it's a big table to hold lots of goodies..

Gets out compass and heads off in the direction marked dam......

[Ginsing]

The stone table is in Asdas car park it could have been some where much better but cake was on offer and I cann't miss cake. Chocolate eclairs are the princes favourites and Harry must be looked after

Have you seen the walking trees? they seem to be marching down the M6

[Hidden]

I will get there as soon as I can ... Please save me some cake ... I have located moffy but she seems to be have been at the gin and is rambling on about not leaving the sewing machine and its far too heavy to carry but will she listen......

The trees are on the move .... I must hurry to be with you before the white queen catches us... Moffy is making an awful racket

[Hidden]

Aha moffy is willing to leave the sewing machine as I have promised her Turkish delight at the stone table. We are on our way

[Hidden]

Enjoy your adventure girls, you really cheer me up!

[Ginsing]

wont you join us MaryD we are at the stone table.the search is on for eternAl youth

[Hidden]

Finally heaves moffy into the car park ... This had better be good she wouldn't leave the sewing machine so I put the table and chair on wheels and pushed her here still sewing ... Aparantly she's making a giant lion costume ....... Good job its an old hand turned sewing machine ...

Yours gasping weakly

VG x

[Ginsing]

my you will be exhausted VG do take care I am sure Moffy would not want you to hurt yourself pushing her all this way and her sewing machine. But if it is a Lion costume who is going in it will it be \Harry disappears to clean up tea shaking her head

[ladymoth]

Prince Harry is now wearing the lion costume, but he wants a share of the Turkish Delight - greedy boy! He also wants a cup of tea, so when you've finished spilling it every where, Gins - maybe you could brew a large pot? we'll have sauasage rolls and some of those choccy eclairs from Asda!

Moffy x

[Hidden]

Umm I don't want to spoil the party but the white queen has just entered the car park on an elephant .... Well its too hot for a sleigh......

Elephants like buns ... So we can feed the elephant while prince Harry in his lion outfit takes on the queen .....

This should be entertaining

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Hidden]

Don't forget I have prior claim on Prince Harry

[Ginsing]

it ( nods knowingly)must be currenty buns for elephants

[Cookie72]

pheeeww am i glad to see you, i got lost following the robin when it flew away, ive been going round and round in circles trying to find my way back here to you, in the end the lion gave me a ride back, boy was i glad to get, all them there trees throwing their arms around and making weird noises, anyway i started to sing (can only sing out of tune) and for some unknown reason they stopped do you think i frightened them....anyways im off to put kettle on, midn you dont think it will suit me, bye for now

[Hidden]

So cookie has been having piggy back rides on prince Harry and has now gone to hide in a kettle ...... After talking to the trees... But they didnt listen to her ... Did you call the wind Maria.... Sorry wrong film .. Seem to have strayed from Narnia into paint your wagon ... Leaps on the wagon ...... moffy fell off the wagon years ago.... Sniffs the gin armoa coming from moffy who has fallen asleep with her face in a cake.....

And rolls along on the wagon to go get crowned queen .....