Monday 10th december it is so dark ....Lets cheer our selves up with a little frivolity ................da da dda

[Ginsing]

Advent calendar shows a crumpled old sack tied up with a very jolly strippy sock. Peeping out of the sack is a ............Teddy Bear with a scrumptious smily face he is holding his arms up for a hug! We will give him a Fibro hug (((((((((())))))))))

I think this nonsence is bonkers but fun never the less!

Do I have a joke? ponders ...........Yes I do. I was looking for a short funny joke...........

But there was a dwarf shortage!

Not up to scratch how aout

Why should husbands make the early morning tea?

Because the Bible says He brews!

I do hope my jokes never offend any one they are certainly never ment too they are always written in humor and affection.

xgins

[Extremelygrumpy]

I am starting to feel like johnny morris I open up number 9 on my advent calendar as yesterday I opened 10 yet another blooming animal this time is a very well fed goat he either ate the hay I put out for marigold , or he has eaten the cow , either way he looks very happy and full, if you can imagine a goat looking happy....

So let's post a worse joke than Gins ....

What do you call a man wearing paper trousers.............. Russell

VG x

[beth2]

your jokes are good something to look forward too keep them coming Gins love bethx

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Hi Gins, your posts are always refreshing and make us smile! You brighten all our days.

(The only thing we would ask is please no reference to religion or politics to keep in accordance with our Guidelines)

You are a breath of fresh air Gins, making our days that little bit brighter, so warm hugs and thank you!

(((hug))) xxx

Libs

[Akasha72]

if you have a dwarf shortage I'll put myself forward. I'm only 4ft 10" so I think I forfill all the criteria

[Hidden in reply to Akasha72]

Oh bless you Akasha, you're lovely! Height doesn't matter in here my dear, the best things come in small packages as they say!

(((hug))) xxx

Libs

[Akasha72 in reply to Hidden]

My Mum used to say "there's many a big potato rotten" ... I loved that saying.

I used to be 4ft 11 and a half before fibro hit. The Dr doesn't know why I've shrunk but the pain team seemed to think it was due to the muscles being so tight.

I don't care what it's due to I just my inch and a half back please!! Especially in the supermarket lol

[Hidden in reply to Akasha72]

That's a lovely saying Akasha! So true too! xxx

I was almost 5' 8" tall, but seem to have lost almost an inch along the way lol! Age and Fibro I think.

xxxx

[hamble99b]

I was 5' 3 and now 5'1.5 - everyone says its compression.

sandra.

[Sammicat15]

this is definitely the kind of thread where we could do with a "like" button!

some chuckleworthy stuff there