to calendar what have we got ..........drum roll .my good ness didnt expect to find Santa had left his hat behind - shock horror what will he use, I have his hat. VG do you have the spare one? He simply canot perform his duties without a hat!
I went and ordered my turkey for christmas yesterday and my friend has bred one with five legs. I said well what does that taste like?
I cannot say we have not caught him yet!
Oh dear that was funnier when OH told it in early morning light on paper it looks dreadful -sorry better look for some better ones.