ode to ATOS by sandra

hello, I believe there are some people

who work for ESA

and when you've had too much of your pain

they take it all away!

they send you for a Med eekle

and after you have been

they send you a letter to confirm

"you're the fittest one we've seen!"

now go out and find a job

because you have no pain.

you'll be well forever

we won't see you again.

you'll work a full 8 hour day

no more "Ouch!" not even a peep

you'll forget 'cos for you're so cured now -

it even hurt to sleep!

now your days are longer,

and you just dance around

not the "old" 2 step -

move one foot.... hit the ground!

look at all the money they've saved

and we can all relax.

no more funding the sick or hospitals

they'll knock it off their tax!

So don't worry if you are sick,

anxiety, pain, depression.

We'll fix it all and cancer too -

the parliament's in session!

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  • LMFAO!!!! That's flipping brilliant!

    xxx

  • Lol if only there was a cure!! Lov it brilliant x

  • Absolutely brilliant! Think I might take a copy of that with me when I go for my next medical lol :) x

  • don't mention me! lol

    sandra.

  • CAN WE COPY THIS AND SEND TO FRIENDS PLEASE? ITS BRILLIANT

  • of course you can

    sandra

  • Perhaps they should all be bundled up and sent to cameron, Clegg, Health Minister and ATOS!

    Cheers Midori

  • Totally agree with you there Midori. Was trying to think who else it could be distributed to when I read it. Sandra, promise I will not mention you ...... no doubt Fibro Fog will make me forget anyway lol ;) xx

  • great well done x

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