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Words to live by (non Risqué version) 2


Glad you like these, there are more coming, I shall keep posting either daily of every couple of days, you all know one of the problems with all this is we never know how we are from day to day. I find thins go wrong with my body with no rhyme or reason and I am wiped out for a couple of days or more. really unfair.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. (So True)

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you've just made it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. (another Truism)

Your mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely. (That is me for sure)

Sometimes you'll think you understand everything, then you regain consciousness.

A day without sunshine is like.................well, night.

Seen it all, done it all...........can't remember most of it. (yep me again)

Those who live by the sword..........get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof.............to a sufficiently talented fool.

Everybody lies........but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. (definitely in our house)

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

I think the last one is my favourite, only because I have a really sick sense of humour and it is normally directed at me.

Take care and kindest regards


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Hi tettridge

I sincerely hope that you are feeling as well as you possibly can be today? Thank you so much for these they are wonderful and exceedingly entertaining.

They are very much appreciated.


Love these, thank you.xx


Some really good ones there again and I particularly like the way truisms. Take care, Susan x

Enjoyed everyone thank you for making me laugh xxxx

Also loved the last one, sick people have sick sense of humour, perhaps.?

enjoyed them all thanks for sharing.

I really enjoyed your sayings. Very very interesting...and mostly true..lol thank you.

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