hello, I believe there are some people
who work for ESA
and when you've had too much of your pain
they take it all away!
they send you for a Med eekle
and after you have been
they send you a letter to confirm
"you're the fittest one we've seen!"
now go out and find a job
because you have no pain.
you'll be well forever
we won't see you again.
you'll work a full 8 hour day
no more "Ouch!" not even a peep
you'll forget 'cos for you're so cured now -
it even hurt to sleep!
now your days are longer,
and you just dance around
not the "old" 2 step -
move one foot.... hit the ground!
look at all the money they've saved
and we can all relax.
no more funding the sick or hospitals
they'll knock it off their tax!
So don't worry if you are sick,
anxiety, pain, depression.
We'll fix it all and cancer too -
the parliament's in session!