A quick joke, whilst the drugs do their thing ...

[SootyB]

A policeman pulled me over in my car the other day. I rolled down the window, and he said 'Papers.' I said 'Scissors - I win', and drove away.

[julieevh]

SootyB ..... it has to be said ............ you ROCK xx

[Hidden]

Haha! Love it! Keep them coming Sooty!

[FionaP]

Fab x

[Ginsing]

Funny! xgins

[Cat53]

I like that! :))))

[Hidden]

Brilliant lol!

[hamble99b]

great!

a policeman drove up alongside me doing 85mph on a country lane while I was driving and knitting.

"pull over" he shouted angrily

"No. It's a cardigan" I replied and drove off.

[Hidden in reply to hamble99b]

lol! Good one!

[SootyB in reply to hamble99b]

xx

[SootyB]

Love that one! Xx

[burntiffa]

Just what was needed you´re a star thanks xxxxx

[deelightful]

Heres one for you, actually happened: My sister and I were walking towards a pedestrian crossing, A driver from a car shouted, Ah Love, do you know where the station is?, my sister shouted back, Yes thanks and walked on.

[SootyB in reply to deelightful]

Like her style! xx