A policeman pulled me over in my car the other day. I rolled down the window, and he said 'Papers.' I said 'Scissors - I win', and drove away.
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SootyB ..... it has to be said ............ you ROCK xx
Haha! Love it! Keep them coming Sooty!
Fab x
Funny! xgins
I like that! :))))
Brilliant lol!
great!
a policeman drove up alongside me doing 85mph on a country lane while I was driving and knitting.
"pull over" he shouted angrily
"No. It's a cardigan" I replied and drove off.
in reply to hamble99b
lol! Good one!
Love that one! Xx
Just what was needed you´re a star thanks xxxxx
Heres one for you, actually happened: My sister and I were walking towards a pedestrian crossing, A driver from a car shouted, Ah Love, do you know where the station is?, my sister shouted back, Yes thanks and walked on.
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