a funny thing happened...

[hamble99b]

on the way to the carvery! Stuck in traffic at 5.30pm, I turned to my friend and said "anyone would think it was rush hour"

[Ginsing]

Two blondes met up for coffee. One said: " Wasn't it terrible - yesterdays blackout?"

I

"I was stuck in the lift for two hours"

"Oh I know " said the other "I was left standing on the escalator for three hours!"

[lynzard in reply to Ginsing]

Oh my goodness Gins, that's hilarious and so familiar!!! Hope you manage a good day. xxx

[fenbadger in reply to Ginsing]

Anyone got a smilie that does "groan". Keep 'em coming, I'm having a bit of a black time at he mo

[Gramma]

 My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

[fenbadger in reply to Gramma]

Ditto. Hee hee

[Julie63 in reply to fenbadger]

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

[hamble99b in reply to Julie63]

investigators are drawing their own conclusions,

discussions are getting quite animated

[fenbadger in reply to hamble99b]

Ohh, my sides are aching, lets just DRAW this to a close

[Gramma]

I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.

[fenbadger in reply to Gramma]

When you find it, put it on a lead!

[Gramma]

Last one, honest but I always liked this one.

Someone has been sneaking into the allotment and spreading top soil.......The plot thickens.