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on the way to the carvery! Stuck in traffic at 5.30pm, I turned to my friend and said "anyone would think it was rush hour" :D :D

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Ginsing

Two blondes met up for coffee. One said: " Wasn't it terrible - yesterdays blackout?"

I

"I was stuck in the lift for two hours"

"Oh I know " said the other "I was left standing on the escalator for three hours!"

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lynzard in reply to Ginsing

Oh my goodness Gins, that's hilarious and so familiar!!! Hope you manage a good day. xxx

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fenbadger in reply to Ginsing

Anyone got a smilie that does "groan". Keep 'em coming, I'm having a bit of a black time at he mo ;)

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Gramma

 My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

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fenbadger in reply to Gramma

Ditto. Hee hee ;)

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Julie63 in reply to fenbadger

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

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hamble99b in reply to Julie63

investigators are drawing their own conclusions, ;)

discussions are getting quite animated :D

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fenbadger in reply to hamble99b

Ohh, my sides are aching, lets just DRAW this to a close

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Gramma

I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.

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fenbadger in reply to Gramma

When you find it, put it on a lead!

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Gramma

Last one, honest but I always liked this one.

Someone has been sneaking into the allotment and spreading top soil.......The plot thickens.

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