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who'd have thought a sock puppet could cause so much hassle!

after recent op i cant drive at the mo. my hubby took kids to school today then went off to his workplace 20miles away.

it really wasnt helpful that my daughters school have phoned up saying megans sock puppet - part of her homework - needs to be in school today!! Aaaargh!

so i have been sat looking at this sock puppet, talking to it, swearing at it, wearing it whilst intimidating the dog with it, and its still no further to getting to school.

so far i have tried four friends, my mum and even the partridge in the proverbiable pear tree and the bloomin thing is still here - looking at me......

it may be taking a ride in a taxi real soon.....xx

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Hey schools always have contingency plans for BAD parents !

Call back explain we are all only human ...

But a taxi firm will deliver it rather than a two way journey costing more xxx

Been there done it ...

Bash the sock puppet and have a cuppa :-)

My children laugh at my lack of parenting skills now ...

Soft hugs xxx

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the puppet ' a chicken'- has been squashed, folded in half - stuffed in an envelope and harshly delivered to the school, handed in to the smiling asssasin they call the secretary. if you think this constitutes animal cruelty - bite me! xx

For goodness sake cant theywait til tue what difference will it make bless you why should youhave to make a taxi ride for a sock lolor even funnier send it on its own lol just explain youare not well enoiugh you never know theymay come andcollect it from you lol now that would be funny

i would love to see you sitting there talking to it i know italk to my dog but he is living and breathing and i do get a reactionout of him lol never mind you take care and i do hope the puppet gets to his destination you could always draw him a map and send him on his merry way ??????

now i am getting caught up in the story lol love diddle xxx

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the puppet ' a chicken'- has been squashed, folded in half - stuffed in an envelope and harshly delivered to the school, handed in to the smiling asssasin they call the secretary. if you think this constitutes animal cruelty - bite me! xx

School was always doing that with me.id get home after a hours walk there and back.get home and they would ring me.

Frustrating.when walking having this illness.

I would help if lived nearer.good luck xx

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the puppet ' a chicken'- has been squashed, folded in half - stuffed in an envelope and harshly delivered to the school, handed in to the smiling asssasin they call the secretary. if you think this constitutes animal cruelty - bite me! xx

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westgate

the puppet ' a chicken'- has been squashed, folded in half - stuffed in an envelope and harshly delivered to the school, handed in to the smiling asssasin they call the secretary. if you think this constitutes animal cruelty - bite me! xx

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westgate

the puppet ' a chicken'- has been squashed, folded in half - stuffed in an envelope and harshly delivered to the school, handed in to the smiling asssasin they call the secretary. if you think this constitutes animal cruelty - bite me! xx

lol poor thing not his fault he was forgotten lol hope it was worth all the hassle love diddle x

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