A BIG THANK YOU TO ONE AND ALL WHO REPLIED....... I'm glad it helped you smile..

[fibrojan]

I have other notices in my kitchen to make me smile - so here's a few more:-

I WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE, IF I COULD JUST GET STARTED...........

I'D LET MYSELF GO - BUT I'VE ALREADY GONE......

A BALANCED DIET IS A CHOCOLATE IN EACH HAND.......

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO DESERVE ME....

I KEEP LOSING WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME...

SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY. OTHER TIMES I LET HIM SLEEP...

YOU CAN TOUCH THE DUST, BUT PLEASE DON'T WRITE IN IT......

[honeybug]

😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂

[fibrojan in reply to honeybug]

Thank you...more to come soon👍

[Ladame]

Here's one I came across the other day - "I hate to brag, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore at school!" 🤣

[fibrojan in reply to Ladame]

Thank you, like it 👍 more to come soon

[Welshcatlady]

Love them.😂😂😂😂😂

[fibrojan in reply to Welshcatlady]

Thank you, more to come soon👍

[Al10]

Anyone ADHD will totally identify with number 1.

And parents of ADHD people will totally identify with the sadness and frustration of watching it. Such vast potential that too often goes unrealised. Hurrah for professionals finally taking an interest, diagnosing the condition and helping.

Sorry, other than that's where my head went those quotes are hilarious. And so true.🤭

[KimiJay]

This is a corker! Thanks! 🤣😉☺️

[NaturalDyer]

Thank you for the laugh. 😂 (And the recognition).

[fibrogirl41]

😂😂😂😂😂