December 5th The pen ultimate day to the fantasy trip What is in the advent calendar today?

Opening the window it is a very bright red scarf to keep you warm which considering the weather is very cold and windy extremely handy :)

Now joke to get your tittering off to a start

1,What do you get if you cross a cowboy with an octopus? (though why on earth would you)

= BILLY THE SQUID

2.Why can't a bike stand up for it 's self ?

=BECAUSE IT WAS JUST TOO TIRED !! LOL

MORE PLEASE DONT BE STAND OFFISH WE ARE SUFFERING FROM BONKERSISM YES WHEN YOU ARE TIRED YOU NEED TO LAUGH LAUGH (iin sane who said that)

signing off your illustrus nutter Gins

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  • Morning gins,nutty as usual eh! :D How are you this really cccccold morning? Brrrrrrr xxx

  • Hi Haribo I am realy ccccccccccold even though I am dressed bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it is horrid and you too?

  • Morning gis n haribo, yes it's cccccccold here too, looks lie we are in for a aday weather wise, especially some areas, and especially if you. Live near the sea brrrrrrrrits. Duvet day for me I think, I ay ave. go at the ironing, but if I think about it too much, I. Won't lol.....Dee x

  • Hi Cookie look Tulips has come back that is so good. Wow it is cold and the wind is only just going keep safe xxgins

  • BOINGING BOINGKERS!!!

  • Hi guys I'm a regular snickers bar nutty lol, actually I'm more of a super size yummy my fave

  • Super size yummy sounds good for my tummy hohohoh

  • Me and my family are all completely nutty! when we or others tell us we're crazy, our response is 'Thankyou very much!' Life would be boring without a dose of nutty or three! Can't think of any jokes off hand apart from my favourite which isn't all that seasonal although it does have a donkey which I suppose was in the Christmas story. It goes... What do you call a three legged donkey?...A wonkey!!! lol or groan whichever it's my little joke and the only one I remember. tee hee, got to laugh or i'll cry right now.

    love to all

    moonstone x

  • Oh I love it it is one of my favourites too hohoho

  • that's great Gins! must try and add to my one joke repertoire as my family just groan when I tell someone the same joke time and time again. The trouble is in remembering jokes.

    xx

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