15 Days to go yes we can start looking forward to a lovely day! Something different coming shortly but today your jokes to make you :)

What should a football team fo if its pitch is flooded?


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?


knock knock

Who is there?




enough I hear you cry cry louder see you all tomorrow dont forget to put your jokes up for one and all this is the season for sharing xxgins

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  • Morning gins, just wish I can remember all these one liner jokes...your are good nd give e a giggle every day.....keep em coming....are you going out today, if so have a great day..but take care....Dee xx

  • Morning Dee

    So glad you enjoy the nonsense a quiz to come next to test our brains lol Home day today not moving far at all. Have a good day xgins

  • Here's a silly contribution and you can boo me off as they are truly bad :-)

    Why do idiots eat biscuits?

    Because they're CRACKERS !! boom boom

    Wake up.........

    Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

    Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

    :o :D :o

    Foggy x

  • HA HA! BOOM BOOM! would say Basil Brush


  • Ok heres's some bad reindeer jokes :D

    And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ....

    .............These jokes will sleigh you!

    Did Rudolph go to a regular school?

    ..................No, he was "elf"-taught!

    'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'

    'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.

    'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

    How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

    ......................He looks at his calen-"deer"!

    How would you get four reindeer in a car?

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Two in the front and two in the back!

    And how do you get four polar bears in a car?

    ..........................Take the reindeer out first

    Heheheheheh :D

    :) xxxsianxxx :)

  • Well lol you are a funny one aren't you lol

  • Very good all of you lol...just come in from shopping With Maureen and made my day to read your jokes lol?....Hugs...Deexxx

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