What should a football team fo if its pitch is flooded?
WELL CALL ON THE SUBS OF COURSE!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A BRICK= LAYER !!
knock knock
Who is there?
WENCESLAS
WENCESLAS WHO??
WENCELAS TRAIN HOME!!
enough I hear you cry cry louder see you all tomorrow dont forget to put your jokes up for one and all this is the season for sharing xxgins
Morning gins, just wish I can remember all these one liner jokes...your are good nd give e a giggle every day.....keep em coming....are you going out today, if so have a great day..but take care....Dee xx
Here's a silly contribution and you can boo me off as they are truly bad 
Why do idiots eat biscuits?
Because they're CRACKERS !! boom boom
Wake up.........
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
Foggy x
Ok heres's some bad reindeer jokes
And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ....
.............These jokes will sleigh you!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
..................No, he was "elf"-taught!
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
......................He looks at his calen-"deer"!
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
..........................Take the reindeer out first
Heheheheheh
xxxsianxxx
Well lol you are a funny one aren't you lol
Very good all of you lol...just come in from shopping With Maureen and made my day to read your jokes lol?....Hugs...Deexxx
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