Well I shall bid you all farwell, I'm eadin up the stairs
I need to hide the mirror now, I can see all me grey airs
I'm feeling rather tired, I wish it was me age
It seems to have these aches an pains is becomin all the rage
I'm alf way up the ruddy things, I really need to stop
It's like a blinkin mountain, will I ever reach the top
from here where I am standin, I spot my comfy bed
I need to reach the pillows to rest my weary ead
Climbin stairs is easy, if you are young and you are sprite
It takes me all my time these days to reach the ruddy light
Six more steps and I'll be there, the room of paradise
I need to put me bedsocks on, me feet they feel like ice
There it is, my resting place, I lower my broken body
I could ave brought a drink with me, a firey hot hot toddy
I cuddled down and cover up, the sleep I'm lookin for
I don't know why I bother as Rambo bursts in through the door
He licks my face and whines a whine, I really am too tired
He should be with them downstairs, hubby you are fired
So I say goodnight, I wish you well, and all your dreams be good
I dreaming for a nice new body, cos this ones a bloody dud