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HI EVERYONE PLEASE MOVE TO THIS PAGE AS THE OTHER ONE IS GETTING TOO LONG TO LOAD QUICKLY

THANKYOU :)

Which way do you eat yours? is it:-

.........A jam n cream

.........B cream n jam

.........C it doesn't matter

.........D pass me a piece of cake please?

Here's a bit of an explanation about the differing types of tea time: 'TEA (meal)' provided by wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_%...

This debate must have a conclusion :o

:) xxxsianxxx :)

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Ginsing

go for AAAAA heheh

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Ginsing in reply toGinsing

Who is inthe jam battle is it just me and fenbadger and zeb anyone else want to get down and messy

in reply toGinsing

Told you it would get messy :P heheheh

Only one of you has done your research :D

But the debate goes on..............................

Update Fluffies are now running amok covered in jam and cream hmnnnnnnnnn

Super power soakers it will have to be

Who's up for catching fluffies :)

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Jake364

A defiantly hmm jam and cream

in reply toJake364

Hi jake are you joining us? :)

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Fibrofoggiest

I'm a Devonian so clotted cream first, jam second ( again ;-) ) for sure :d :d :d

in reply toFibrofoggiest

There you are Foggy where are the doglets?

I need them to help herd up the fluffies................................. urm................... they're covered in jam n cream and hyper heheehhe oh dear!!

Gins has the power soaker

Mr Badger has the marshmallow shooter

I've got a super soaker too

Would you take the hair dryer to dry the fluffies please?

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Fibrofoggiest in reply to

Indeedy. I ham han hexpert mit zeeeeee hair drier, (ask Mr B he had a bath and blow dry yesterday ) :o

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Royalspec01

zeb your nuts lol :0)

in reply toRoyalspec01

Cheers hunny, how are you? :)

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Ginsing

Aiming low hehe here we go splendid my meat is resting ah super is served

in reply toGinsing

jealous! mine is cooking :o

Whooooooooooooooooooooosh what a mess :o

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!! if only I hadn't crashed into that jam pot :o

Fluffies ready for drying :D :D :D

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Ginsing

weeeee get that it was a wicked super now for thwe washing up hahaha not mee ooh missed that one try this

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fenbadger

Um folks we seriously need to round up the fluffies. they don't 'alf look like scones :P

in reply tofenbadger

yep Mr B has thankfully ran out of custard and is finished playing with the fluffies and currently herding them up for hosing and drying

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fenbadger in reply to

phew how are the hammies?

in reply tofenbadger

Awwwwwwwwwwww all sleeping it off they've been looked after by Idris she sung them to sleep :)

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Fibrofoggiest in reply to

Oh my word????? Has Idris had a sex change operation whilst he's been away ?? :o :o He was all man last time he stayed in my nuclear reactor :o :o this very worriesome !!!!!

in reply toFibrofoggiest

lolol I'll magic it back to normal :P

OKAY I SHALL ANNOUNCE WHICH WAY IS THE RIGHT WAY UP AT 12:00PM TOMORROW

Thanks for playing it's been tremendous fun feel free to carry on I will probably pop in out but for now it's 'ciao'

:P

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fenbadger in reply to

Sounds wise. Just magic them back on the bus and we'll toodle off home without waking. 'nite

in reply tofenbadger

Musketeers :) be back in an hour have to restart it now LOL x

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Fibrofoggiest in reply to

Is that not 42, or is my muddlesome muddlesome completely up the creek without any paddles ;-) :o ;-) :p

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Ginsing

Thanks for the fun xxx

in reply toGinsing

Anytime :D

well within reason of course! :P :P :P

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Fibrofoggiest

Idris is back in the nuclear reactor but willing to come out for marshmallow melting at any time, Mr B (Chief is Security) is pleased to announce having averted any action of the evil cats (as yet :o ) to nab his mummy ...... Aaaaahhhhhhhh :-) :-) ;-)

Foggy x

in reply toFibrofoggiest

YAY :)

XXX

I am from NI and I am sorry it has to be A, every time Jam then cream. Please send by express delivery ;) ;) I am very partial to them with a nice cup of tea....Susan :)

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Okay some healing fluffies infused with sunshine smiles are heading your way with jam n cream scones.............. hmmnn lovely :)

:) xxxsianxxx :)

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spiro

Here in Devon the best dressed scones wear jam on top of clotted cream. As an Incomer I secretly prefer cake!

in reply tospiro

heheehhe me too :)

A always no matter what the different traditions of the Devon or Cornish cream tea, my tradition is jam 1st lol

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Sammy-jojo

Jam & cream !

as you can't spread jam on cream but you can spread cream on jam. Also I actually can't think of any food sweet or savoury that cream goes first. Errrr nope xx

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