You are cordially invited to a coach trip Sunday afternoon. Cream Tea on Portland. I'll drive. Bring a friend.
We're going to try to settle once and for all the question of whether cream first or jam first.
The answer is NOT 42
You are cordially invited to a coach trip Sunday afternoon. Cream Tea on Portland. I'll drive. Bring a friend.
We're going to try to settle once and for all the question of whether cream first or jam first.
The answer is NOT 42
Jam first lol, book me a Seat plzzz should b fun, what time are we off (I take it this is a virtual trip lol only I don't want to jump the gun), how are you anyway, hope your not in too much pain, gentle hugs...Dee xx
What time are we setting out? How are you are you, any better? sue xxxx
Apart from Backache, fine thanks. I think I burnt out that flare with Wednesday's lunacy, but didn't realise it worked that way, just have some residual aches. Is it ow koi if we collect yow just after tow to let lunch go down
By the way I think I must have missed something, what do you mean by it's not 42 lol ?????? Dee x
Hitch Hiker's Guide to The Galaxy. Someone mad a computer to find the answer to the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything. The answer was 42. It was only then they realised they did not know what the question was
Oh I see lol....what time are we off on Sunday!!! : )
Brilliant what time depatcher. Foggy makes brilliant scones xxxgins
Cream first for sure Please can I join the trip? I always thought the answer to everything was 42, am now pacing about, having to rework all my computations because if 42 isn't the answer I in stook
Foggy x
How about 2 o'clock from Foggy's. We'll go to Yam Yam land then up the west coast, across Scotland and back down the East coast. All that should be ok in an hour with my driving and magic coach.
Ken, do you want picking up on the way up or down? There will be loads of biscuits but leave room for scones
Can you fit me in I live in the West Midlands xxx
He can pick you up at the same time as me im near brum xx
Just heard from the Café. There will be Hammie scones. That's scones for hammies
I've planned to make cheese scones too, hope that's ok, are well behaved doglets allowed to join us (she says hopefully).
Foggy x
Most certainly. Would not be the same without. They can bark at the waves. I've ordered special weather for the occasion.
Doglets require R&R too they've been busy of late CATching evil moggies
Absolutely, especially Mr. B, he's been a brilliant bonny boy. I'll leave the grasshoppers behind, they might get blown away but the armour plated plastic ducks could do with an trip out.
The hammies are pleased about that!!
Oh dear should I leave them behind ?
why? hammies are pleased they are not the scones but that there are scones for them!
Will the be serving Bourbons creams?
Hi Ken I was begining to think that the evil cats had catnapped you. trust you to turn up as soon as food is mentioned
hehehehehehe! Sorry, I have been looking after my sister all day. She suffers with Downs Syndrome and is 41 years old, she is so lovely. I always take care of her on Friday!
Take care
Ken x
I always found that People with Downs syndrome to be some of the most loving trusting people ever born. Give her a hug from me next week. I am sure that she is a great hugger xx sue
Thank you, you are wonderful xxx
Bring your sister. She'd be most welcome.
What's her name?
Hello my friend! Her name is Linda, but she is going out for a meal on Sunday with her full - time carer. She loves a carvery!
How you doing?
Spooky, my sister is Linda. Mmm. carvery. Now perhaps we could do one of those in the near future. I know a good one near Bodmin.
I'm fine thanks. Buzzing a bit despite fully dosed on pills and did tai chi before bed Just waiting for the washing to finish. Have a biscuit?
How's you?
Am getting quite tired now, I haven't slept for 2 nights. I am going to collapse on the sofa in a minute. Got to be up early tomorrow to take my wife to the hairdressers! No rest for the handsome and the clever, (hehehehehe!). Did you say have a biscuit? Don't mind if I do!
goodnight then my friend. Enjoy the biscuit. It's your favourite, bourbon
I have already made specially special bourbon biccies especially for you, the dots on them spell out your name, now how carin g is that ?
I'd normally say don't spoil him but as it's about the first trip out this spring, Aww go on.
Ok thanks, so thoughtful of you If you bring along some watercress I could knock up a goodly soup for us all incase it's a tad chilly particularly good with cheese scones
yum yum Foggy my fave can the hammies pinch a little watercress for nibblies while we're out please?
You know watercress is an aphrodisiac, don't you? I can get some from the Watercress Line
why should we serve the bourbons anything? let them get their own
hehehehehe! I walked straight into that one!
I'll bring my world famous wafer thin cucumber sarnies and lashings of fizzy pop
can I remind everyone that the only thing flashing on this trip should be the lighthouse
(To the guilty ones from a previous trip - you know who you are! only 1 sugary drink next time )
The only sugary drink is the tea. I want no misbehaviour this time.
Can't wait haven't been on a trip in ages. Xxx
Oh san, it's been far far too long since we've enjoyed your world famous cucumber sarnies, the last time I remember them we were stuck together in a caravan going down a very steep hill very fast trying to use our legs as breaks and ended up at Moffy's in her flower bed, well at least that's where I was, you lot had all shoved off to munch curry
Foggy x
Count me in too - what time x
Can I come too please, I am in Kent. I haven 't been on one before and it sounds super.
Yes please, I'm coming. Do we need to bring tea and sandwiches? I hope you have a map. Worried about the cream tea as those evil kitties might try and steal Foggy again for the random.
Hugs
Jillyxx
I think mr badger is organising a cream tea, I'm bringing cheese scones and making watercress soup, Mr Benjamin (chief of security) thinks he's going to wrap me in bubble wrap so you will all hear the pops if the Evil cats try to capture me.....pop....pop....pop.... A cunning plan he thinks
Foggy x
Yummy, soup! What time is the coach picking us up?
Hugs
Jillyxx
Don't need a map. My daughter says I have satnav in my head. It might be true. We'll collect you just after Solowheelie and pray the M27 isn't packed.
A satnav in your head? Most people have theirs on their dashboard!
It's not that much of an advantage. I didn't have time to choose the voiceover so I get bossed about by a bossy female. "I told you to turn left there" I mean. . . .
Did you just say time for tiffin? O I do like a nice bit of tiffin
I thought it was scones or scones with cream and jam.
xgins
Any idea what time you'll get to me?? I would soooo like to be invited........
You are Flower. It's just a question of when. Are you in the coal or the slate? We'll collect you before or after the other Sue
I think you might have to set off now in order for us all to get there LOL
What, even with a magic coach? Hope I don't fall asleep at the wheel
I forgot about the magic coach.......
sorry I have this illness which likes to pinch parts of my brain
Well that's good because magic tash energy required for emergency use only to protect Foggy.
Bubble wrap was a good idea!! hehehe
Umm what illness is that? Oh, this wretched fog. Now, where was I, oh, yes . . .
Oh, sorry, got you. It's the top left hand corner of Wales isn't it. 2.15 then. Are you bringing Idris, please do, he can toast the teacakes
Idris, MY Idris, oh please please do bring him and he can toast teacakes and then come home to mummy and take up his rightful place of residence in my nuclear reactor. Having said that he may be glued to the TV tomorrow afternoon as it's Wales vs England and he will be cheering our team on to victory, a very proud Welsh Dragon indeed
can i come on your trip plz if you're passing by my way? i havn't had a good day out for ages x
The more the merrier. This thread is moving though. It's got too lone.
It's gone to "Sunday Outing is moving". Apt title
Magic coach leaves Foggy's at 2 Gins by 2.30, get to London 2.45, Kent 2.50 so will get to Portland in time for tea at 3.