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Morning all you Crimbo lovers Monday 16th December this is you advent calender full of teasing jokes and smiling fantasies

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Well I dont know about the last one but it sounded good.

Why dont Cannibals eat Clowns?

Because (all together now) They taste funny

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sowing?

Because they keep dropping their needles!

On the Fith day of Christmas my true love sent to me Five golden Rings ----

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Hi Gins,

Happy 16th December :)

Here's one for you that's hopefully not already been said...

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey... he's always stuffed!

Pip xx

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Heheehheheh Funny :D

I've only just had my sides sewn back up after Foggy's pic of the day :o

How's things Pip? Hope everything goes well today, huge fluffies for you all.

:) xxxsianxxx :)

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Ok ish. Nubi's currently at vets for tests, but hopefully they will find his health is improving with the new medication. Just off to get him, poor boy.

So, if you've had your sides sewn up, you'll be in stitches :)

xx

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hahaha :D

xx

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Ginsing

Morning Pip I love that one I love a good stuffing LOL xgins

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Me too... though I'm doing roast rib beef on Christmas Day. Only three of us and my mum's not keen on turkey. I do love beef (and beef gravy)!

Mmmmmm, salivating thinking about it :) xx

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flange1967 in reply topip_r

We have chicken the kids prefer it and it gets eaten. XXX

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haribo36

Morning gins and pip,love the jokes :D xxx

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Fibrofoggiest

I'm never stuffed at Christmas either and I'm NOT a turkey......

Hehehehehe :D :D :D But I might b a silly goose sometimes :-)

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Ginsing

Itis strange but I dont get stuffed either! |Hehy Ho Jingle bells jingle bells we havent had any snow have we what a shame.

No snow no snow in the capital isn't that where they measure it?

xgins

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budgiefriend

I love silly jokes! Thanks for the giggles.

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