Well I dont know about the last one but it sounded good.
Why dont Cannibals eat Clowns?
Because (all together now) They taste funny
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sowing?
Because they keep dropping their needles!
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Hi Gins,
Happy 16th December
Here's one for you that's hopefully not already been said...
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey... he's always stuffed!
Pip xx
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Hidden in reply to pip_r 10 years ago Heheehheheh Funny
I've only just had my sides sewn back up after Foggy's pic of the day
How's things Pip? Hope everything goes well today, huge fluffies for you all.
xxxsianxxx
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pip_r in reply to Hidden 10 years ago Ok ish. Nubi's currently at vets for tests, but hopefully they will find his health is improving with the new medication. Just off to get him, poor boy.
So, if you've had your sides sewn up, you'll be in stitches
xx
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Hidden in reply to pip_r 10 years ago hahaha
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Morning Pip I love that one I love a good stuffing LOL xgins
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Me too... though I'm doing roast rib beef on Christmas Day. Only three of us and my mum's not keen on turkey. I do love beef (and beef gravy)!
Mmmmmm, salivating thinking about it xx
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We have chicken the kids prefer it and it gets eaten. XXX
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Morning gins and pip,love the jokes xxx
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I'm never stuffed at Christmas either and I'm NOT a turkey......
Hehehehehe But I might b a silly goose sometimes
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Itis strange but I dont get stuffed either! |Hehy Ho Jingle bells jingle bells we havent had any snow have we what a shame.
No snow no snow in the capital isn't that where they measure it?
xgins
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I love silly jokes! Thanks for the giggles.
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