MORE NEWS JUST IN - PHOTO OF HALLOWEEN RITUAL EVIL CATS

PROOF THAT EVIL GOINGS ON ARE OCCURRING AND THE ARMOURED FBI FLUFFIES HAVE SENT THIS PIC:-

We are not sure how these evil cats are controlling and converting cats or fluffies yet!

However it is my job as the Fluffmeister to keep you informed

All fluffies are now safe in a safe house only known to the higher powers that be, so are well protected

Keep an eye on your fluffie products and remember to give them marshmallows and jelly babies

NO CHOCOLATE

xxxzebxxx shall keep you informed

[ladytelita]

I think those evil cats tried to convert one of mine the other day. He came back with fur in his paws and a bushy tail from fright, poor thing. He went out this morning for the first time since and was back home within a few hours. This rarely happens. There's something out there, so be warned all Cornish cat owners, the evil ones are present.

P.

[Hidden in reply to ladytelita]

Thanks for the warning

They used the storms last week to sneak in and they're all over the place causing havoc

LOLOL

xxxzebxxx

[haribo36]

Eeeeekkkk!!!! I shall call upon Paul McKenna to lure all evil cats and kittens to hypnotise them into believing that they are "good".Iam sure that I raised enough money from last nights spectacular show of trick or fluffie treat" to pay Paul McKenna.I shall be busy trying to track him down

[Hidden in reply to haribo36]

Keep up the good work H?

We'll get to the bottom of it shortly............ boinging hope so!!! LOLOLOL

Foggy's still speaking French

xx

[Ginsing]

I have just met a cat with spring circled eyes going booing on his way north he said not wwanteed in the south he spoke with a highland accent very weird

[Hidden in reply to Ginsing]

twitch twitch tweek tweek armoured fluffies flying North

Whoosh!

xxx