MORE NEWS JUST IN - PHOTO OF HALLOWEEN RITUAL EVIL CATS

MORE NEWS JUST IN - PHOTO OF HALLOWEEN RITUAL EVIL CATS

PROOF THAT EVIL GOINGS ON ARE OCCURRING AND THE ARMOURED FBI FLUFFIES HAVE SENT THIS PIC:-

We are not sure how these evil cats are controlling and converting cats or fluffies yet!

However it is my job as the Fluffmeister to keep you informed :D

All fluffies are now safe in a safe house only known to the higher powers that be, so are well protected :D

Keep an eye on your fluffie products and remember to give them marshmallows and jelly babies

NO CHOCOLATE

:) xxxzebxxx :) shall keep you informed

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  • I think those evil cats tried to convert one of mine the other day. He came back with fur in his paws and a bushy tail from fright, poor thing. He went out this morning for the first time since and was back home within a few hours. This rarely happens. There's something out there, so be warned all Cornish cat owners, the evil ones are present.

    P.

  • Thanks for the warning :D

    They used the storms last week to sneak in and they're all over the place causing havoc

    LOLOL :o

    :D xxxzebxxx :D

  • Eeeeekkkk!!!! I shall call upon Paul McKenna to lure all evil cats and kittens to hypnotise them into believing that they are "good".Iam sure that I raised enough money from last nights spectacular show of trick or fluffie treat" to pay Paul McKenna.I shall be busy trying to track him down :D

  • Keep up the good work H?

    We'll get to the bottom of it shortly............ boinging hope so!!! LOLOLOL

    Foggy's still speaking French :o

    xx

  • I have just met a cat with spring circled eyes going booing on his way north he said not wwanteed in the south he spoke with a highland accent very weird

  • twitch twitch tweek tweek armoured fluffies flying North

    Whoosh!

    xxx

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