PROOF THAT EVIL GOINGS ON ARE OCCURRING AND THE ARMOURED FBI FLUFFIES HAVE SENT THIS PIC:-
We are not sure how these evil cats are controlling and converting cats or fluffies yet!
However it is my job as the Fluffmeister to keep you informed
All fluffies are now safe in a safe house only known to the higher powers that be, so are well protected
Keep an eye on your fluffie products and remember to give them marshmallows and jelly babies
xxxzebxxx shall keep you informed