I'm the good guy. It's Foggy who has the whole evil plan with fluffies going on. She's been doing felting, so could have made herself a green wig and I know her fav colour is pink xx
E-X-C-U-S-E M-E. why exactly is my name being bandied about like this......... All I'm do in is hiding away with my doglets from a vewy fwightening storwm......and here I am....., my name is mud....... (literally ;-)) methinks this is a conspiracy theory and I will get to the bottom of it hurumph !!!
Are you not still safely tucked up in my pocket? I'm sure by tomorrow it'll all seem like a bad dream and everything will be fluffy and lovely once more. Must be the weather. Everything looks dark and moody outside xx
please pip release me from gins spell and rescue foggy I think she may have been set up too save the fluffies................................ silence .................. whimper...........
I feel like the good fairy from the Wizard of Oz. I have sent the munchkins to gather the fluffies and get them safely back to you. Those ruby slippers are a bit too big for you, but you can use them to curl up in.
Gee... did I have some of that brandy without realising. I don't even like the stuff.
(Wanders off aimlessly, banging into lost fluffies on the way)... xx
Please please look at my post on Zoo part two, I really have been caught out bey the evil cats they've formed their own evil group to which I a cannot get access, I had them sorted out to lovely cuddly cats and now I find they have been cunning and plotting my fall from grace behind my back........I'm so sorry I am grovelling as a most grovelling thing can.......
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