I have it on good fluffie authority, meaning the RSCPF that the evil cats in revenge for us foiling their plans last week have been mass producing/cloning normal fluffies that they captured last week so that they purrrrrrrrrrr when you approach them. Okay! harmless you may think.
Once you go within 1ft of these creatures they will spit blancmange at you followed by raspberry jelly and jelly tots tread carefully as they like to hide and seek just like the evil cats and they have evil eyes too.
Okay warning given I shall not be held responsible for what they do sorry guys!
Armoured fluffies available for those who'd like some protection
Well, as much as I like blancmange, jelly and jelly tots, I think I could do with some armoured fluffies please - who knows what other damage they might do. Maybe in a truffle brown so they help me to disappear into my sofa
I bet there's a few cloned fluffies having a bad time. I can imagine them being tied to a pole on a string and being lightly patted by a cat paw. When I say lightly patted, that's only the lucky ones not perfumed with catnip!
Morning pip............... here............... catch........... throws one of the cloned fluffies at pip, knowing well how good pip's eye to ball coordination is.....................
>>>>>>>>>>S P L A T >>>>>>>>>>>>> ........runs for cover
Me thinks I spotted one lurking outside my window!there was a distinct trail of jelly tots outside my front door!ahha,I've just spotted him,oops no,it's a cute little fluffy white cat sitting at my doorstep,or is it really a fluffy in disguise??Quick zeb,I need an armoured fluffy now!!
Eeerrrr hummmmm zeb............why exactly is my lawn covered with ferocious looking fluffies with armour AND all sort of battle axes, waving them in the air and chanting " GET FOGGY "...... "GET FOGGY NOW " ??????????? I take it this is some sort of pay back, I need to let the doglets out but poor Poppie is cowering in the corner just at the noise they're making, the weeble from next door is looking very alarmed (that's the good bit...thanks zeb) and other villagers are making their way here to see what's going on...............an explanation please.......tout suite !!!!!!!
TOO LATE the cry, ....... All armed fluffies have now been rounded up by Mr Benjamin and he is debriefing (didn't know they had armoured underwear ) them in his interrogation unit. Poppie is on guard should any escape and we've got back up in the form of Harry the Lab (big boy !! ) should we need it............... I Will get to the truth of this matter and there will be ramifications (how do you ram with a fluffie, ....... Put it with a ewe hehehehe ). Grins wickedly and goes off to do strategic planing >>>>>>>>>
I can see an army of jelly babies coming to the rescue, all suited and booted with their armour fluffy sugar coating, ......omg Ben the boxer is eating them on by one now what do I do, say Dee tasting one herself, mmmmm, nice ....Dee x
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tread carefully as they like to hide and seek just like the evil cats and they have evil eyes too.
laughter is the best medicine...!? new fluffy available :)
