WARNING! beware of ANY fluffie looking like this as its not armed but still dangerous :D

Hahahahahahah Nooooooooooooooo seriously!

I have it on good fluffie authority, meaning the RSCPF that the evil cats in revenge for us foiling their plans last week have been mass producing/cloning normal fluffies that they captured last week so that they purrrrrrrrrrr when you approach them. Okay! harmless you may think.

Once you go within 1ft of these creatures they will spit blancmange at you followed by raspberry jelly and jelly tots tread carefully as they like to hide and seek just like the evil cats and they have evil eyes too.

Okay warning given I shall not be held responsible for what they do sorry guys!

Armoured fluffies available for those who'd like some protection

Big fluffie cuddles to all xxxzebxxx

[pip_r]

Well, as much as I like blancmange, jelly and jelly tots, I think I could do with some armoured fluffies please - who knows what other damage they might do. Maybe in a truffle brown so they help me to disappear into my sofa

I bet there's a few cloned fluffies having a bad time. I can imagine them being tied to a pole on a string and being lightly patted by a cat paw. When I say lightly patted, that's only the lucky ones not perfumed with catnip!

Pip xx

[Hidden in reply to pip_r]

I can so visualise that pip If I knew where they'd moved their new evil lair too I could possibly rescue them, maybe

armoured fluffies heading your way

[pip_r in reply to Hidden]

I expect it's somewhere down south, if you know what I mean

Morning Foggy!

xx

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to pip_r]

Morning pip............... here............... catch........... throws one of the cloned fluffies at pip, knowing well how good pip's eye to ball coordination is.....................

>>>>>>>>>>S P L A T >>>>>>>>>>>>> ........runs for cover

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

Mmwwwaaahhhaaahaa

[Hidden in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

that's sooooooooooooo cruel foggy!

just as well pip has those armoured fluffies

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Hidden]

Nah not at all cruel, I'm just pleased our play mate is feeling better enough to join us for some gentle banter ..... xox pip

[Hidden in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

haha! you also gave away the evil cats lair, how did you hide that so well my friend?

and yes I am also pleased our playmate is feeling better

[pip_r in reply to Hidden]

I had my tennis racket at the ready, so the splat you heard was not on me In fact it's winging its way back to you as we 'speak'

Those armoured fluffies gave me the heads up Zeb :

[Hidden in reply to pip_r]

hee hee

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to pip_r]

Hehehehehe back on form then pip.........just wait............

[haribo36]

Me thinks I spotted one lurking outside my window!there was a distinct trail of jelly tots outside my front door!ahha,I've just spotted him,oops no,it's a cute little fluffy white cat sitting at my doorstep,or is it really a fluffy in disguise??Quick zeb,I need an armoured fluffy now!!

[Hidden in reply to haribo36]

on there way! zooooooooooom rocket speed hope you got them in time haribo

[haribo36]

Me too,iam afraid to go out my front door now,eagerly awaits for armoured fluffy!

[Hidden in reply to haribo36]

No please don't be frightened, those armoured fluffies should be there by now

[Fibrofoggiest]

Eeerrrr hummmmm zeb............why exactly is my lawn covered with ferocious looking fluffies with armour AND all sort of battle axes, waving them in the air and chanting " GET FOGGY "...... "GET FOGGY NOW " ??????????? I take it this is some sort of pay back, I need to let the doglets out but poor Poppie is cowering in the corner just at the noise they're making, the weeble from next door is looking very alarmed (that's the good bit...thanks zeb) and other villagers are making their way here to see what's going on...............an explanation please.......tout suite !!!!!!!

Foggy the Fearless

[Hidden in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

whoa! nothing to do with me honest governor

its echoing the wicker man a little bit now......... now! that scares me foggy!

I shall have to get the fluffie armed guard and copter patrol to your rescue ASAP prep the doglets for take off

[pip_r in reply to Hidden]

Oooooooh, the wicker man. That was scary..! xx

[pip_r in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

You've brought it on yourself Foggy.

Armoured fluffies.... CHARGE..! They have careful instruction not to harm any doglets xx

[Hidden in reply to pip_r]

hey! pip calm down now

LOLOLOL

[Fibrofoggiest]

TOO LATE the cry, ....... All armed fluffies have now been rounded up by Mr Benjamin and he is debriefing (didn't know they had armoured underwear ) them in his interrogation unit. Poppie is on guard should any escape and we've got back up in the form of Harry the Lab (big boy !! ) should we need it............... I Will get to the truth of this matter and there will be ramifications (how do you ram with a fluffie, ....... Put it with a ewe hehehehe ). Grins wickedly and goes off to do strategic planing >>>>>>>>>

[Hidden in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

Oh! I see...... and to think I sent the copter to rescue you

however if you find out that the evil cats overpowered them I'll forgive you

well done doglets here's some doggie chews as your reward for being very very brave

[haribo36]

Phew,my armoured fluffy has just arrived looking very fierce!oops,no sign of the evil pink fluffy though,it's a case of follow the jelly tots I think!

[Hidden in reply to haribo36]

Hmmnnn now that's a fab idea Haribo.....be very very careful

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

don't you think its rather funny that haribo (as in jelly sweets) is chasing a trail of jelly tots heheheheh!

[Ginsing]

How do you start a fluffie race?

Say........................................................................GO

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Ginsing]

You are incorrigible gins

[Cookie72]

I can see an army of jelly babies coming to the rescue, all suited and booted with their armour fluffy sugar coating, ......omg Ben the boxer is eating them on by one now what do I do, say Dee tasting one herself, mmmmm, nice ....Dee x

[Hidden in reply to Cookie72]

yummy yum yum jelly babies very nice.....................I say droooooooooooooling!

awfully good of them to come and help hehehehe, if you see a red or a green one give me a holler they're my faves

xxxzebxxx

[Midori]

It looks like a furry Brufen tablet!

[Hidden in reply to Midori]

hehehehe! that's funny midori xxxzebxxx