Hahahahahahah Nooooooooooooooo seriously!
I have it on good fluffie authority, meaning the RSCPF that the evil cats in revenge for us foiling their plans last week have been mass producing/cloning normal fluffies that they captured last week so that they purrrrrrrrrrr when you approach them. Okay! harmless you may think.
Once you go within 1ft of these creatures they will spit blancmange at you followed by raspberry jelly and jelly tots tread carefully as they like to hide and seek just like the evil cats and they have evil eyes too.
Okay warning given I shall not be held responsible for what they do sorry guys!
Armoured fluffies available for those who'd like some protection
Big fluffie cuddles to all xxxzebxxx