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The evil cats have got me and am insisting that they will only let me go if you give them 100 cartons of long life cream :o

The evil cat leader is trying to extract info by using thumb screws , oh please save me, I can't hold out much longer :o :o

I think they want my thumbs for some reason beyond my somewhat limited and very foggy state !! :-( :-(

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Shall I send my dog round :)

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Can the dog howl she'll be coming round the mountain when she sings? because evil moggies hate that and then doggy can have fun chasing em!!!

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I could teach him :D

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Hehehhehheh how cool would that be :D xx

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Oh dear! Jilly runs madly up and down her kitchen steps looking for long life cream. One tub of double cream found in fridge. Jilly then races into hubby's work room in search of ways and means to avoid this terrible Catalmity and CAT atrophic twisting of Foggy's thumbs. Thank goodness it's her thumbs being twisted and not her knickers…that would be uncomfortable if she is still wearing them!

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LOLOL oh no!!

Don`t panic milkman relative on his way. Full speed ahead in the milk float He`s going to call in on Zeb for reinforcements so just keep on hanging in by your thumbs,, oops sorry forgot they are after your thumbs.....:>

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already deployed and searching for the lair :)

Be careful though folks these evil moggies mean business as we've discovered before :o ;) :O

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I'm sending a ball of wool over... that should keep them busy while you escape ;) xx

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Brilliant idea pip :D

Good idea pip so long as you don`t want mine. I am not sure if i have enough to finish this jacket. Hang on we are ok iv`e found some horrid bobbly wool we con send that :)

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Excellent don't want to ruin good wool on evil cats do we ?

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I have some Alpro cream substitute. So you think they'll notice? :P :P

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Not if we hide amongst the rest :D :p :D

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Well they're so greedy the won't think it's fake until too late.

Here it comes.

Don't put it at the bottom of the bag. That's the first place they'll look :P :P

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm zzzzzzzzzzzappp. Did you get it?

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Excellent shall mix it in amongst the rest that sue's kind milkman relative is bringing.................

............... only problem is where its going to, you know the area maybe you can help!?!

Thank Goodness you got in touch Foggy :)

Where is the ransom to go to we can't find the lair :(

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggggggggggggggggh!!!

Ok armoured naval fluffies deployed to search the surrounding area...............

........................ who's getting the cream???

We shall save you and your thumbs :)

Milkman almost there but evil cats have him surrounded :(

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Darn it............ Mr Badger brought some alpro to hide amongst it that'll make em sick LOL

Hoping Mr Badger can help the naval fluffies find the lair

...............and nedd just brought missiles just need super power jelly soakers to go with it.

Where's H when you need her?

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Two ton Ted and his horse and cart on their way armed with loafs of bread.

Thumbs very important for sucking and opening wine. Do not surrender.

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Brilliant missiles :D :p :D

...................... or for munchies?

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H.E.L.P......... Will someone out there hear me....???? Oh the torture, they have a blackboard and keep scratching it in an effort to get me to become on of them.....I will resist, I will resist.......... Oh I am undone (and that's just my corset :o )

the evil cats love playing with laces.........Aaaarrrrggghhhhhh

H.E.L.P. ...........foggy drifts off into a catnip induced coma.......................

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I think Castle Roche just off the A303. What did the note say? Armour plated plastic ducks on way.

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Excellent get them switch their flashy-ing bums on so the armoured naval fluffies can help to find her.

No sirens it'll only make them make a hasty exit and we'll have to start all over again :o :o :o

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Right on sister. Now, bring out the honey insects so they can act as a BEE CON :P

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Ha hahahha ha funny! LOL

and sharp n witty :)

Brilliant you get the bees................ I got the honey!

Its only because I love the stuff so much :D

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fenbadger

Hang on in there Foggy. We're coming . . .

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Step this way groggy. Allons. Thé enchantement issus over

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For hurling purposes with added bonus of the odd much when the queen arrives in her chariot providing cucumber sandwiches when we all stop for tea.

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Ah Nedd you got it! Over the border in Somerset. The clue's in Hurling so welly boot hurling must be Wellington in Somerset - overlooked by Roche Castle on the Blackdown hills.

Righty ho!

...............off we go :)

Its a bit like treasure hunt with Anneka Rice......... LOLOLOL

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Wow I remember that, but this is more serious. A dear friend is in danger. :P

Grab your super power jelly soakers its the only way to catch em................

Disorientate them by hurling the bread and then POW BOFF SHAZAMM!!

...................... MAKE EVIL CAT JELLY SARNIES.

Fluffies armed guard ready with the vans to take em to be reducated and de-spelled from all evil :D

GO GO GO GO GO

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nedd

Battle well executed medals being struck for bravery and bonkeredness.

I am officially knackered.

Nite nite god bless me hearties.

X

Shall have to catch up with re educated de spelled moggies tomorrow.

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fenbadger in reply tonedd

Nite. We'll debrief tomorrow. :O

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Nite nite

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Nite nedd :)

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BOOM BA DA BOOM. Eastern wall secured. :P :P

Are fluffies ok with so much jelly around? :)

Have just sent instructions to milk man to remove his hat so that his flaming red hair will act as a becon.

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I hope to all thats good he never reads this or I`m dead

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Lobbying ginbvc

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I promise not to tell. How's foggy? I've been to the hospital to commandeer a cat scan so we can find and lick 'em all. :P :P

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QUICK we almost have her :)

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heheheheh aw!

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Ginsing

What have i missed? Or Koons enthralling or rare toi allons at thé juice

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The evil cats kidnapped Foggy. Look what they've done to her! Speaking more gibberish than usual :P :P :(

We got her back with naval fluffies and are just mopping up the cat's lair. Shame you couldn't get away to help. You'd have been welcome.

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Well battle seems to over...................... for now! and Foggy shall be fine she's in the good care of fluffies and away from the jam :o

Fluffies like jam more than marshmallows but it gets stuck in their fur :o

LOLOL

Evil cats have been whiskered heheh away for treatment and re-education :D :P :D

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Phew (mops brow with captured cat)

That was close. I wasn't too good after a painful visit to dentist. She extracted £31.00 boo hoo

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ouch!!

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Badger passes out with the tension. Nite all :P :P :P

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Nite nite :)

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ringrazio i miei amici, i gatti male hanno fatto il loro peggio e io non ho il pollice e sto tutto confuso up. ti prego perdonami, dobbiamo combattere i gatti male ancora una volta xox

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Which roughly translates as :-

thank you my friends, the evil cats have done their worst and i have no thumbs and am all muddled up. please forgive me, we have to fight the evil cats once more

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Oh dear!

Thought you had yr thumbs :(

xxx

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Is this the same cat that katnapped all the milkmen?

Take care

Ken x

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Yep Ken I suspect so :O

Also left Foggy speaking Spanish which I cannot translate :o xxx

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Mi dispiaco ma sono Italiano no espsanol :D :D

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my translater said it was spanish, I don't speak italian either :o

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Battle field a grim site fur and fleas every where. But flag is fluttering valiantly below the dragons circling to pick over carrion.

And the three pigs invite survivors for honey and toast at brick house. This will be followed by award ceromony and pledges of alliances to Foggy and her band of frangles.

The press are showing keen interest so spit spot.

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Nice one :D

xx

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Ginsing

Have you rescued her? Everyone is so quiet!

xgins

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nsongidem

What is the meaning of this illustration what is the meaning of evil cat is it the cause of pain?

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Hi there

It's make-believe, time out away from the pain and discomfort we feel. Sometimes we like to have virtual fun this happens to be an example of that. Picture evil cat's and fluffies as cartoon character's good versus bad, bit like tom and jerry, sylvester and tweety it's an ongoing virtual game of fun that pops up now and again...................... like today there's a new adventure and Foggy has been napped again :o

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fenbadger in reply tonsongidem

There's another kidnap been going on today. Hope you can enjoy it. We o get a bit disjointed at times. I think this type of thing is unique to Fibromites. The other communities are more serious.

We also had a virtual Olympics, a kind of fibrolympics with silly games.

Outside that there's a lot of compassion and support and some very good advice and information.

And maybe yes the cause of pain is an evil cat and we mock it and make it look silly.

Gentle hugs.

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