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Fantasy c25k app voiceover!

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In a discussion on Fabulous450’s latest post, I started thinking about whose voice I’d like to listen to, giving me the couchto5k instructions. 🤔

Paula Radcliffe as a female alternative to Michael Johnson? Or maybe Brian Blessed shouting “RUN FOR ONE MINUTE NOOOOOOOOWWWWW”!

Who would your fantasy voiceover be? 😄

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Fabulous450 profile image
Fabulous450Graduate

Wouldn’t mind Mohammed Ali telling me I’m the greatest! 🤣🤣❤️

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toFabulous450

You are the greatest Fab!

TrixabelleB profile image
TrixabelleBGraduate

Jonny Brownlee to tell me off. Daniel Ricciardo to remind me to smile. Alan Rickman to relax into the run. Switch them up depending on mood.

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toTrixabelleB

Oh gosh yes Alan Rickman!

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate

Not Stephen Hawking....

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply tosallenson

Perhaps he could explain the science of the run as you went along?!

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply tosouthlundon

Can anyone actually run for that long tho :-)

Jay66UK profile image
Jay66UKGraduate

I think if it had been Paula I’d have died of (romantic) heart failure by about Week 4. Same with Kirsty Young.

Love TrixabelleB’s suggestion of Danny Ric - that would be motivating. Jenson Button is a big triathlete so he’d probably be good.

I’m going with a personal one. My old, bald, moustachioed PE teacher from secondary school, Mr Fry. I can still hear him err “berate” me when trying to do cross country as a fat teenager. I’d like him to see what I can do now.

TrixabelleB profile image
TrixabelleBGraduate in reply toJay66UK

Jenson is a good choice too, I'd be really eager to please him 😂

Jay66UK profile image
Jay66UKGraduate in reply toTrixabelleB

Behave!!!

TrixabelleB profile image
TrixabelleBGraduate in reply toJay66UK

I meant "impress" 😉

Jay66UK profile image
Jay66UKGraduate in reply toTrixabelleB

I’ve seen his (model) girlfriend - good luck!

TrixabelleB profile image
TrixabelleBGraduate in reply toJay66UK

Fiancée. 😋

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toJay66UK

Was Mr Fry like that sadistic PE teacher in Grange Hill?!

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Jay66UKGraduate in reply tosouthlundon

It felt like it at the time. He was really short and slightly built. Looking back he clearly meant well but I had too much puppy fat to be sporty through most of school. Hated PE, hated most sports, PE teachers were all devils incarnate. Bet he was a nice bloke really.

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toJay66UK

And look at you now, graduate of the couch to 5k! :D

Jay66UK profile image
Jay66UKGraduate in reply tosouthlundon

Having swapped puppy fat for middle-aged spread! 😳

Richard Burton, who had the most amazing voice I've ever heard.

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Oh absolutely - very smooth ☺️

Berksrover profile image
BerksroverGraduate

Basil Fawlty 😂😂

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toBerksrover

Haha brilliant idea!!!

Berksrover profile image
BerksroverGraduate in reply tosouthlundon

Sybil! SYBIL!!

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toBerksrover

I was thinking more of how he shouts at Manuel!

Berksrover profile image
BerksroverGraduate in reply tosouthlundon

I know, he’s from Barcelona you know

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toBerksrover

RIP Andrew Sachs!

Rignold profile image
Rignold

Edna Mode or Barry White

TrixabelleB profile image
TrixabelleBGraduate in reply toRignold

Barry would be great!

Jay66UK profile image
Jay66UKGraduate in reply toRignold

“No capes!”

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toRignold

Is Edna Mode from the Incredibles? She’d scare me 😁

Rignold profile image
Rignold in reply tosouthlundon

Yep enough of this hand holding malarkey

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate

Either Yoda or Dona Summer. Or possibly a hybrid....

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply tosallenson

I’m trying to work out whether Yoda’s word order could get confusing 🤔😁

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply tosouthlundon

I'm still worrying about the hybrid combo of Yoda's word order and Donna's orgasmic groaning :-)

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply tosallenson

You can start your own thread about that one! 😆

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply tosouthlundon

Or just seek professional help...

Ang33333 profile image
Ang33333Graduate in reply tosouthlundon

A runner you are....!

Little-runner profile image
Little-runnerGraduate

How about George Clooney for the melty voice. 😍

Or what about some Army Sergeant type shouty voice to get those legs moving! 🏃🏼‍♀️

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toLittle-runner

Yes I’m surprised there isn’t a military sergeant type already!

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Equi-geekGraduate

Aiden Turner (Poldark) ☺️ ... but for athletic inspiration, Dame Kelly Holmes, or perhaps Mo Farrah? I hear Mo ran the odd 5 or 10k!

M.J. is good for me though - he was such a stylish runner, a technician of form, and seems to be a real gent.

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toEqui-geek

Yes Mo would get a vote from me!

GoogleMe profile image
GoogleMeGraduate

Chris Packham, Iolo Williams, Martin Hughes-Games (especially if they point out interesting wildlife along the way)

Rupert Graves, actor, who knew me before I was ill

Liz Carr, actor, ex-presenter of BBC Ouch... definitely not a runner, she is an electric wheelchair user (seen her be very zippy in that), and has a wicked sense of humour... I think she'd be a fabulous coach

Would second Edna Mode though!

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toGoogleMe

I imagine Rupert Graves would be a right gentleman ☺️

GoogleMe profile image
GoogleMeGraduate in reply tosouthlundon

He was when he was 16/17.

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toGoogleMe

😀

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IrishprincessGraduate

1. My husband who has a gorgeous voice * melt melt*

2. Richard Burton

3. Poldark (his English voice not the Irish one 😕)

4. Alan Rickman

5. Morgan Freeman

6. Jean Reno

7. Sean Connery

8. Liam Neeson (he was born in the same town as me so I just love everything about him 😘)

Am I being greedy here? 😂😂😂

Fabulous450 profile image
Fabulous450Graduate in reply toIrishprincess

Only if you want them all at once Irishprincess! Leave some for us!! 🤣🤣❤️

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toIrishprincess

Not greedy! You could swap between them each time 😀

Fabulous450 profile image
Fabulous450Graduate in reply tosouthlundon

Okey doke! Nice! 👍🏽❤️

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IrishprincessGraduate in reply tosouthlundon

Who said anything about swapping.......

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply toIrishprincess

That depends how many bedrooms you have :-)

Irishprincess profile image
IrishprincessGraduate in reply tosallenson

I need only one 😉

Little-runner profile image
Little-runnerGraduate in reply toIrishprincess

How could I forget Liam Neeson! His voice is velvet! 😍

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TrixabelleBGraduate in reply toIrishprincess

Jean Reno! Good choice. 😍

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate

Cookie Monster. Or a number of other Sesame Street/Muppet Show favourites.. :-)

I'm trying to get away from the distinct whiff of "Hunk of the Month" that's starting to obscure this post like a sensual fog.... :-)

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply tosallenson

Beaker!!!

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply tosouthlundon

Or Animal 😆

Fabulous450 profile image
Fabulous450Graduate in reply tosallenson

Obscure?....there’s no obscurity here! 🤣❤️

Razouski profile image
Razouski

It would have to be Idris Elba, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, Ewan McGregor or David Tenant for me .

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toRazouski

Oh gosh yes Ewan McGregor!

Barneybeez profile image
BarneybeezGraduate

Johnny Rotten !

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toBarneybeez

👨🏻‍🎤!

AislingC profile image
AislingCGraduate

Definitely Louis Theroux!

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toAislingC

That’s a person I hadn’t thought of - love his work though!

Ritmo profile image
RitmoGraduate

Anthony Hopkins. I want him on my Sat Nav.

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toRitmo

Yes he’s got a lovely voice!

Maddee_6333 profile image
Maddee_6333Graduate

Brian Blessed would be excellent 😀

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toMaddee_6333

He might make me laugh too much 😁

Maddee_6333 profile image
Maddee_6333Graduate in reply tosouthlundon

It’s true, he might not help with your breathing, but the sheer FUN of it. And we all know running should be fun 😁

Jhill66 profile image
Jhill66

Her Majesty The Queen! That little voice of hers .....”one must begin to trot on now....”

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toJhill66

Absolutely brilliant idea! You can’t argue with the Queen!!

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SnailRunner71Graduate

I'd like Sam Heuhgan

He'd say "run Sassenach"

❤️❤️

southlundon profile image
southlundonGraduate in reply toSnailRunner71

I don't know who that is!

SnailRunner71 profile image
SnailRunner71Graduate

He's an actor

From Outlander

He's bloody lovely 💘❤️😜

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