First up I found that harder for some reason than the 1st run of week 6. By the end I thought I was going to throw up?. What’s that all about?. It’s not like I havnt run for 10 mins before.
Secondly on my last 10 min run (stop reading now if your easily offended!) I was coming up a path next to a kids play park when I suddenly felt like I needed to let out ....... a little tommy squeaker shall we say🤔. I did my best to release in the stealthiest way possible but with earphones in and Ac/Dc blaring out it it’s hard to judge.
Failed big style😳. Although I heard nothing I watched in horror as every man woman and child stopped what they were doing and all turned towards me 😣.
I’m going to have to find somewhere else to run
You're clearly in potential ASBO territory now. The only solution may be emigration....
I’m worried some of them were parents in my kids class at school. And they recognised me 😣😬
"Mummy, is that the Awful Farty Man we saw hanging around the playground last night?"
"Yes, darling, but don't worry, we won't ever meet him socially."
"It was an awful smell, Mummy. Is it because of the beer and pies? Like Daddy's problem?"
"Shh. That's the sprouts anyway."
[Sound of child being walloped]
Ah ah 😁. Well the school gates on Monday morning will be interesting!
😂😂😂