I’d read all the previous week 6 R1 warnings. I’d read the sage advice from moderators here. I checked my elation from doing the 20 minute run, with Han Solo’s advice “Great, Kid! Don’t get cocky.”
Hydrated, stretched. Playlist full of proper pompous metal. Michael Johnson tells me to run. He scares me.
1 minute in, as usual, all the joints south of my hips scream for mercy. Bruce Dickinson is wailing that we are blood brothers and so I plod on. MJ scares me back to walking.
Ouch. Stopping and starting after last week? There’s where it hurts. Back to running, and the same joints are joined by some new muscles with a formal complaint!! Some Viking metal springs in (yes it exists) and they implore Odin to look favourably on their endeavours. Perhaps he’ll chuck a little my way.
8 minutes is up. How the hell did I manage 20 last week? Ronnie James Dio is now explaining how he is at once Darkness, Anger and Pain. Right with you there Ronnie.
Last 5 mins run begins after another walk. All the aforementioned joints and muscles are meeting to discuss strike action.
I puff to the finish barely quicker than a slow walk. Avenged sevenfold fanfare the finish with “Hail to the king”. Well not quite but I’m fairly chuffed thanks lads.
The moral: the mods are right. It’s designed to get you moving for longer than last week, and build you up for some longer runs. It scares you how knackered you get after short runs bearing in mind week 5 has that 20 min mountain... but trust in the system!
I’m off to give thanks to Maiden, Dio and Odin for the fruits of victory, and to sallenson for the posts that inspired this one.
🤘🤘🤘rock and run people 🤘🤘🤘