Saggy bottoms

Note to self:

Yoga bottoms and running do not mix! Our sleepy Oxfordshire village experienced a couple of full moons this week, as yours truly wore the wrong bottoms when she ran her first 5 minute run wk4 r1 this morning.

The old people's complex were agog and rumour has it that a middle aged woman has taken over from our middle England posh yobs, as the scourge of the village.

Hopefully I will manage r2 on Thursday provided I have not had a anti social behaviour order levied on me :)


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13 Replies

  • Ooh! I bet the village is agog! Sounds like you need to join Spoonie with the shopping trolley!

  • I agree, I will share this thought with other half! Shopping is needed :)

  • Hahahahah a ! Love it ! But well done on doing the run.

  • Ooooh yes pop to they have some great prices at the mo, cant be terrorising sleepy Oxfordshire villages with exposed bums :D

  • Haha. Brilliant. This running malarkey is so dignified ;-)

  • Ha ha Lady ASBO :-D

    Fab post, thanks for the laugh !

    Definitely a shopping trip on the cards for you Missus :-) xxx

  • I run in some ancient adidas gym leggings - the damned things are always having to be hitched up. I think I shall treat myself to some winter running tights soon, then I won't have to worry about the little problem you've had today!

  • Oh my - two full moons - the village will be teeming with astronomers if word gets out.

    Well done and good luck for your next run - providing no asbo of course!!

  • Thanks all! Spoke with other half and he said he had just the solution!

    Full of anticipation I awaited a shiny pair of new running tights!

    He returns with some baler twine! Ho hum

  • Funny post award!

    Don't knock bailer twine. Helps in all sorts of emergencies ;) Braces are also useful. But there does come a point when you need your arms for run assist rather than hanging on to your foundation garments. Go shop LadyPantsMalfunction. :D

  • Surely a reminder to make sure you wear some decent undercrackers when running ;)

  • I was most amused, not just by the title of your post, but by the fact that as I was waiting for my inter net to open the post itself, it was using something called 'mandrillapp'. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't mandrills the monkeys with the bare cheeks? :D

    Hope the baler twine works!

  • Love it! Am now contemplating braces! Should I wear under or over running top?

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