Morning Captain poppypug (ents and haberdashery div)!

[dozzer19]

I'm still impressed with your triathlon work!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Hi Captain poppypug (ents and haberdashery div), I think I might try the 'free gym pass' option.

If you change your surname to Brownlee too, WE can be the famous Brownlee twins and those others can be our less well known siblings.

Today may be a venture to Isengard, not sure yet.

Enjoy TDF when it gets started.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Hey pops! Am stationary on M62 and truly bored rigid. Engine's off, Cee Lo's playing on repeat, all emergency vehicles are racing to accident so I don't suppose a message is too illegal. Have made sure window is open on central reservation side - don't want any others thinking the song lyric is directed at them. If it wasn't chucking it down I'd get out and do some exercise.

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Have changed music to Danza Kuduro by Lucenzo & Qwote. Rain has stopped so have been for a walk and tried not to dance to it. The flash gits (sorry about the language) in the convertible next to me have put the roof back so I'm hoping for rain. Ah, I think they've decided stuffy is preferable to CO poisoning. Ha, ha. Oh, and it's started chuckng it down again now.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Time for a new tune. Hmm, what shall I choose?

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Have chosen I Gotta Feeling. Am not sure how

long this one will last though - the feeling is not good.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Mmm. Black Eyed Peas didn't last long. Moved on to Yamaha by Delta Spirit. Leg getting too wet so had to shut car door. Shame Elf isn't here, it'd be someone to talk to/play I Spy with. Might get song lyrics up and start karaoke.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

If only I had some spogs.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

I call Jonny as my name.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Nah. Am stuck between Cheyne Bar and Gildersome. Good job ipad was charged when I left. Down to 64% now though.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Over ninety minutes now! No spogs! Have Kings of Leon with me now though. What a programme! Love it. And Richard was on last night - cult hero!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Don't think I know it. Will download.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Certainly don't know that one. Unf I took my CDs out of the car yesterday.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Ha, should've called it before you mailed me.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

God! I've just remembered there are some spogs in the boot!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Mmm. I bought them at the trading post the night I was crossing the frozen northern wastes. Now in my beloved Isengard is a big sweet company - Simpkins. Best travel sweets in the world. Unf WHS has seen fit to start selling foreign ones instead. They're fairly disgusting which is why they were in the boot. But all of a sudden they don't taste too bad.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Anyway I'm Supreme Leader so I could have called it by default.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Nah, the mighty Isengard lies south.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

And I don't mean Rotherham!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Will do it now - bang goes the The Dozz-ville Challenge Award For The Discombulated entry fee!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Spogs, of course spogs! You can't eat elves!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Cavendish & Harvey, barf!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

No!!!!!! The sun's come out - it's boiling and the flash gits have put the roof down again.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

No, I will raid the KJU tin.

Have downloaded Dakota - here goes.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

That is the Isengard of which I speak.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Yep, I know this one, a good one. Maybe I should be karaoke-ing along.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Yeah and I bet you don't come out from behind the hedge at all.

[Beek Graduate]

Spogs? What are they when they are at home?

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to Beek]

Sweets, boiled, jelly, toffee etc, not chocolate though. Under circumstances such as these I'd accept even a liquorice allsort.

[Beek Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Liquorice - my favourite! Pomfret cakes - yummy!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

That's cruelty to elves. I've become quite attached to my loaned one. Must borrow it again soon.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Sorry I'll have to do the drumming - no axe to hand.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Like yeah?

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Ha, the flash git isn't aware that his bald head is burning. Ha ha.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Yup. Helicopter overhead come to admire chap's bald head.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

True dat, but am I a responsible adult or just someone to call on in desperation!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Ooh! Engines starting! Traffic moving in distance. Huzzah!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Will get it now.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Good to know I've got some of you fooled!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Ran out of time - went home

[dozzer19 Graduate]

It's fab. I've put her in charge of publicity div.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Must now phone various homesteads in Isengard. I will be back with you tomorrow pops.thanks for your company today. Night pop and pups and bird

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Multiple vehicle it said. Ambulances, police and fire engines all fought their way through the standstill.