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Regeneration almost complete.

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(Monday) Having completed our first mission I have been approached by an intergalactic agency asking for help with the tricky issue of how best to deal with their neighbours - apparently we give off the impression that success is our middle name. Right all, we need to give this some thought.

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IannodaTruffe profile image
IannodaTruffeMentor

You don't fool me, I know who you are!

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to IannodaTruffe

Ok well what will the next disguise be? And where am I so easy to find?

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IannodaTruffeMentor

And let's have less of this time travelling. The new HU logs your posting time and is only one hour out.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to IannodaTruffe

Not time travel. Only across galaxies, not time zones.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to dozzer19

Oops put that wrong. Not time travel, only travel across galaxies.

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AncientMumGraduate

Quoting Miranda's mum, are we?

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to AncientMum

And again, who's Miranda's mum?

MarkyD profile image
MarkyDGraduate in reply to dozzer19

Bear with, bear with. (you have to watch the program, really).

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to MarkyD

Are all of these Miranda quotes? Help!

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MarkyDGraduate in reply to dozzer19

Miranda Hart - comedy legend.

mirandahart.com

Has her own TV program, simply called Miranda, with a collection of catchphrases (as you've discovered). Famously invented the descriptive phrase 'breast clap' for when she turns over in the night.

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I_willGraduate

That's what I call, exciting!

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dozzer19Graduate

Who's Miranda's mum?

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AncientMumGraduate in reply to dozzer19

Dozz, you don't watch Miranda?? Surprised doesn't come close! :)

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to AncientMum

Heck, it looks as though I'm the one who is about to be lynched in the next door galaxy.

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PollypandaGraduate in reply to dozzer19

You don't watch Miranda? That's, what I call, unacceptable behaviour :)

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to Pollypanda

Aargh! Confusion.

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dozzer19Graduate

Visited Ron and Grandad with chocolates.

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dozzer19Graduate

Ron ate a lot of the pralines and fudges, grandad took out the violet creams, but the triangles are left.

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Nilzed

Love it. I dont watch Miranda either, but seeing Dozz befuddled is entertaining.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to Nilzed

Maybe I'm the problem neighbour, I certainly seem to be on a distant planet far from Miranda-land. I sense amusement at my discomfiture. Bullies - at least I only take on entities, not individuals. We were a bit harsh on Gobby Brenda though.

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Nilzed in reply to dozzer19

You cant trick a tricker, but befuddling the befuddler is fair game, your war certainly had some scratching their heads. I 'got it' but couldnt join in easily. I guess that particuar category of joking about was too Brit for me.

Gobby Brenda brings these things on herself.

Off to the shops, with my own decrepit wheelue trolley. Gas an awful squeak, i think one if the wheels is about to go.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to Nilzed

I think something from my DVD shelf should be chosen tomorrow. In fact, I insist, but there is a choice - Die Hard, Fast and Furious 5, or Despicable Me.

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poppypugGraduate in reply to dozzer19

Hey Dozz, I have a secret weapon....... :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to poppypug

Pops, quick tell me while no one's listening.

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poppypugGraduate in reply to dozzer19

Ha ha , walls have ears Dozz, loose lips sink ships , all will be revealed soon,my friend :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to poppypug

Cracking stuff! It's not be to do with this Miranda, is it?

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poppypugGraduate in reply to dozzer19

Oh no , what I will reveal will blow Miranda ( whoever she is ) out of the water, nations will crumble Dozz, the libraries will close for half days on Tuesdays, there will be no Zumba classes on Thursday nights, it will be the end of civilisation as we know it :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to poppypug

Libraries! Half day on a Tuesday? Zumba's already changed to a Saturday round here though. I await further installments.

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dozzer19Graduate

Box set! I'll stick to my own thanks - bit more heroes, cars and general derring-do with fighting in-between. Miranda sounds like a bit of a girl. I assume she has chocolate issues.

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poppypugGraduate

And why do I keep thinking that your new user pic is a teddy , with no ears mind you , but still a teddy ? :-) xxx

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TurboTortoiseGraduate in reply to poppypug

I reckon because the pic looks like the Disney version of Winnie the Pooh, in his little red top (and no undercrackers).

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to TurboTortoise

Cripes -that won't do. I'm a superhero not a commando. Ah, those were good little reads on a Saturday morning.

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poppypugGraduate in reply to TurboTortoise

Yes TT that is it ! Ha ha oh Dozzer :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to poppypug

I guess you're not talking about Audis, but I don't think you're talking about Miranda either. Am I an innocent not understanding this TT reference?

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poppypugGraduate in reply to dozzer19

Keep up Dozz, TT is Turbo Tortoise :-) xxx My fault, Im trying to answer too many posts at the same time :-) xxx

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TurboTortoiseGraduate in reply to poppypug

Wouldn't mind an Audi TT actually...

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spoonierunningGraduate in reply to TurboTortoise

Nah and Audi R8 way better

Tony Stark favours the R8

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to spoonierunning

I'll stick with Mark Strong - much more villainous.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to poppypug

I'll try to keep up. I'd not thought of shortened names - I tend to extend them.

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TurboTortoiseGraduate in reply to poppypug

I think a more fittingly superhero-ish imago is required for Dozzer's graduate metamorphosis. Though this Winnie the Pooh has clearly taken up running and is watching his honey intake.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to TurboTortoise

Struggling with genre. Regeneration failing.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to poppypug

I'm still regenerating - choosing an outfit for a hero can be difficult. Maybe I should create a range.

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poppypugGraduate in reply to dozzer19

Hah, you need haberdashery , ( Isnt that a great word ?) Its on the 2nd floor :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to poppypug

Oh, even I like haberdashery - what a word!

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poppypugGraduate in reply to dozzer19

Permission to be promoted to head of haberdashery please Sir ? :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply to poppypug

It will have to include knitting and crochet patterns and even then it may not be acknowledged in your title.

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poppypugGraduate in reply to dozzer19

Pah ! Excuse me , I can knit and crochet. I have knitted the pugs portable feeding bowls and have crocheted little squares that were sewn together to make a parachute :-) I have earned that title Dozz and no one is taking it away from me :-) xxx

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AncientMumGraduate

Such fun!

waletta profile image
walettaGraduate

Oh Doss, You must become acquainted with Miranda. You are incomplete. The Doctor would never be incomplete. Sorry that should have started "Oh Dozz"

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