So I erm decided yesterday didn't happen and that I didn't need a rest day and Bad Bunny agreed, Good Bunny was busy stuffing his face while Bad Bunny and I came to this decision so he didn't get any say.
And you know what with a little help from my friends I got through.
So early morning running kit on and decided no zip top today dilemma of where to put phone wasn't resolved so I am afraid it was just stuffed down my sports bra (bras the extra pockets women can't live without). Step outside. Holy *beep* it's frosty.
Right so who is going to start me off.
Good Morning Jace Everett, I'm freezing my tits off can we get started please. Ok 'Bad Things' and we're off brisk walk.
Thank you Jace yes I am warming up now but it's still a little nippy.
Oh hello Bryan Adams oh yes I think 'Summer of 69' would be perfect I will pretend it's not frosty and that mist is in fact a balmy sun haze.
Right Bryan are you ready the phone says it's time to start running, come on we can do this.
Oh darn and blast a person. What is a person doing out at this time, noooooo no one was meant to see me in my full on lyrca wonder outfit yet. Keep running smile, it's fine.
Ok phew they didn't pass out at the sight of me.
What do you mean you're tired Bryan you've hardly done anything yet. Well ok fine go if you must.
Hi Meat Loaf erm you are up to this aren't you, you understand it's running? Oh good. 'Bat out of Hell'.
Run don't sing, run don't sing.
You can't sing, you are already endangering the wildlife with the lyrca wonder outfit you don't need to further traumatise them.
Oh my god what's that? Have I ended up on a dark desolate moor? Is that the hound of the baskervilles? Oh phew it's just a black lab, oh and another one, oh and an owner - the shame two people have now seen me.
'Oh baby you're the only thing in the world that's pure and good and right....'
Stop singing.
Run.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm running
'And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell, and the last thing I see is my heart still beating...'
Hang on a minute that's one really long song that means we must be already almost half way through woooooooo.
Oh your leaving me now? Oh ok, I'm sorry if my singing terrified you, I promise not to do it again.
Time to 'Hush' my breathing with Deep Purple. Actually breathing is good, I've been doing it for 34 years. In 1 2 3 out 1 2 3.
Oh phew this is amazing but I fear an attack of the poodle the perm is about to happen. Good morning Bon Jovi boys 'Bad Medicine' is definitely what I need.
Holly crap a fecking cyclist sneaks up on me, use your bell or shout if you need me to move so you can pass dipshi..... *ahem*
'Great Balls of Fire' I am almost there, thank you for the encouragement.
'Welcome to the Danger Zone' (I like Top Gun don't judge) we're in the end zone now.
Check phone for time, one minute left.
Check phone for time ooooooooh 26 freaking minutes of running I could carry on....
I slow to a brisk walk. Keep with the program.
'It's So Easy' why yes Guns n Roses it really is.
So that's it Week 7 Run 1 properly in the bag.
I'm really sorry podcasts but your music is really poo, my playlist rocked.
Yay go me.
Oh yeah I left a very confused spaniel at home, I will take him on the next run.