I was determined to get out there again today, and I did. However, it takes me almost as long to get ready as it does to do the run. As I was plodding along I was pondering on all the things I 'have' to do before I can get out of the door. Here is my 14-step process for your edification and delight.
1. Get out of bed, have two cups of industrial-strength coffee and a slice of Leerdammer cheese
2. Take anti-histamine to combat pollen and pollution
3. Wait for – ahem – “regular daily health”, as my old Biology teacher put it
4. Struggle, wriggle, contort, swear, turn and twist into the ForthBridgeBra
5. Put rest of kit on whilst panting for breath
6. Clean teeth (in case I need to be resuscitated)
7. Insert contact lens
8. Take 4 squirts of puffer
9. Apply lipsyl
10. Find armband for phone
11. Find tubigrip to go under armband to stop armband rubbing blisters in my arm
12. Find watch and wristband, and put trainers on
13. Write note saying where I’m going and what time I expect to be back so that my daughters know where to look for the body
14. Finally! Set Mr. Endomondo going and set off out of the door.
And none of that covers the decision-making about where to run and what to listen to
So - do you do anything similar? Are there things you absolutely must do before setting off, or can you just pull your running kit on and set off out of the door? Am I (go on, you can tell me) completely nuts?
Oh, and by the way, I managed 5k in 42 minutes. Very slow, but I'm pleased to be back up to 5k again. Result!
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As Henry David Thoreau once observed “The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait until that other is ready, and it may be a long time before they get off.” Just think how much longer it would take if you were running with someone else!!
Yay, it's not just me! Also, I forgot about your 10, 11 and 12 - very true. The knicker bit was included in my step 5, but it's so nice to see that someone else has a long list of things to do before they can get out of the door. Happy days
Fantastic! Oh, well done you! Today was my first 5k for a very long time too, and doesn't it just feel great? And yes, telling someone you're going to run is an excellent point - then you can't duck out
Ha ha - I love your steps 5, 10, 11 and 17 - they made me chuckle I agree about the location thing as well - why does it not know? However, it's all amazing to me that we go through all this as well as actually doing the running itself, so all I can say is, well done us
Thanks for the giggle about the reading glasses bit, Delia - I agree, if I have my lenses in I can't see anything up close The miniscule pocket doesn't apply to me - as I am, how could one put it delicately, generously endowed I really don't need anything else up there, and of course up here in the Midlands we don't often need mosquito repellent, luckily! But it's so nice to know that I am not the only one with lots to do before the run even starts
This morning I wore a new running top. I stupidly got talked into buying a small rather than a medium. It got stuck round my neck as I tried to pull it on. Wore it. Once washed it's being donated to daughter Becky.
You know it was one of those tops with an extra bit of material round the boobs area -- as though it could support anything let alone the Forth Bridge that I carry around. No comment.
I won't post a list, but just add to all your struggling to into your industrial strength sports bra: you think that's difficult, well try getting into a wet bra!
My current lack of routine to my running meant both bras were in the laundry at the same time. And by 'in the laundry' I mean both hanging out on the washing line dripping wet from the overnight rain! Nothing for it but to grab one, wring it out in a bath towel and put in on wet. Once on, it actually wasn't too uncomfortable and soon dried under my running vest once I got running in the warm (15°C) morning.
Yuck! Seriously though Sheila. I'm going to say something sensible for once -- you'll catch your death of cold by wearing wet clothes and drying them on your body (as my Mum used to say!) xox delia
Yes yes yes i know where you are,we are so much creatures of habit, so as I'm writing this before work I'm thinking leave my stuff ready so I've no excuse when i come back home to go !!!! And the good thing is I've done all the prep by going to work first win win !!!
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