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Oh blimey.

Today is the first time since I purchased my man tights in October ish time that I have ventured outside with my milk bottles on show.

I spent most of my run figuring out if they would look better with some tanning cream or hair 🀣🀣🀣

By the time I got back home my milk bottles had two red lights in the middle called knees 😁

All because I put my meggings in the wash yesterday and then forgot to dry them. In all honesty I was thinking about not running as its been such a long time since I wore shorts.

At the end though i was secretly pleased as I think it would have been too warm in my man tights.

Hopefully the weather will start to colour my legs back in a touch πŸ˜€

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Instructor57Graduate10

Nice one !I was undecided between tights and shorts today and stuck with the tights 😁

Well done !

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I need to borrow someone else's legs 🦡 πŸ˜… 🀣

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Instructor57Graduate10β€’ in reply to

Here ya go ! 😁

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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🦡🦡🦡

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BeatlesforeverGraduate10β€’ in reply toInstructor57

🀣🀣🀣🀣 that made me laugh out loud!

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Instructor57Graduate10β€’ in reply toBeatlesforever

🀣🀣🀣

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sparky66Graduate10β€’ in reply toInstructor57

Whaaaa hahaha brilliant πŸ˜‚

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Instructor57Graduate10β€’ in reply tosparky66

🀣🀣🀣

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YesletsgoAdministratorGraduate10β€’ in reply toInstructor57

I've heard of someone lending a hand......

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Instructor57Graduate10β€’ in reply toYesletsgo

Haha 😁

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Oh my! I can never un-see that, can I? 😬 πŸ˜‚

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Instructor57Graduate10β€’ in reply to

🀣🀣🀣

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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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AlMorrAmbassadorGraduate10β€’ in reply toInstructor57

Ha Ha Instructor57, how did you take that 'photo' of my hairy legs, mine are a bit like that, very funny.

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Instructor57Graduate10β€’ in reply toAlMorr

😁

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Birdlady64Graduate10

Um - I was really wondering for a while what part of the anatomy you were referring to there! 😱

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RoxdogGraduate10

🀣 I couldn't possibly comment on meggings! There's definitely a sense of better weather to come though! Oh wait, someone told me there will be snow next week!

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Oh jeeps. I hope not. I guess I need to go and put my tights in the tumble.

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GailXrunning

πŸΌπŸΌπŸ”΄ πŸ”΄

πŸ”ΊπŸ”Ί!

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Oh my days, that made me burst out laughing πŸ˜† 🀣

Meggings! Love it. You’d have needed them in my neck of the woods today, very chilly πŸ₯Ά.

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Its a good job it wasn't so chilly this way as I would've ended up with corned beef legs 😁

Not pretty πŸ˜…

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nowsterGraduate10

Milligan [...] sat in the half upright.

"I tink," he reflected, "I tink I'll bronze me limbs."

He rolled his trousers kneewards revealing the like of two thin white hairy affairs of the leg variety. He eyed them with obvious dissatisfaction. After examining them he spoke out aloud.

"Wot are dese den? Eh?" He looked around for an answer.

"Wot are dey?" he repeated angrily.

"Legs."

"Legs? Legs? Whose legs?"

"Yours."

"Mine? And who are you?"

"The Author."

"Author? Author? Did you write these legs?"

"Yes."

"Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I could ha' writted better legs meself. Did you write your legs?"

"No."

"Ahhh. Sooo! You got some one else to write your legs, someone who's a good leg writer and den you write dis pair of crappy old legs fer me, well mister, it's not good enough."

"I'll try and develop them with the plot."

"It's a dia-bo-likal liberty lettin' an untrained leg writer loose on an unsuspectin' human bean like me."

β€” Spike Milligan, Puckoon

The book is mad. The film is slightly less mad. They're both very funny and a little bit rude.

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Mormor1Graduate10β€’ in reply tonowster

Excellent!

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Mormor1Graduate10

Definitely tan from a bottle here!

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Marvincat

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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FionamagsGraduate10

🀣🀣🀣

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