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A man walked up to the chilled counter in the supermarket.

"Er pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

the shop assistant said "Sorry?"

" du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

shop assistant says in a loud voice

" I don't speak French. I'll get the supervisor"

the supervisor smiles and asks "Can I help?"

"Pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

"Oh right" she says,

"You want the Cheeses of Nazareth!"

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BriarRose

;) xxx

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ellabella

Course it's ok! you cheeky little budgie! lol xxxxxxxxxxxx

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hamble99b in reply toellabella

:) x

Hi. sandra. My wife and I took a while for this to sink in. When we did it gave us a good laugh. We must be getting a bit thick!!! Many thanks. J.

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hamble99b

jf you read the supervisor in an irish accent it's better. :)

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