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ode to ATOS by sandra

hello, I believe there are some people

who work for ESA

and when you've had too much of your pain

they take it all away!

they send you for a Med eekle

and after you have been

they send you a letter to confirm

"you're the fittest one we've seen!"

now go out and find a job

because you have no pain.

you'll be well forever

we won't see you again.

you'll work a full 8 hour day

no more "Ouch!" not even a peep

you'll forget 'cos for you're so cured now -

it even hurt to sleep!

now your days are longer,

and you just dance around

not the "old" 2 step -

move one foot.... hit the ground!

look at all the money they've saved

and we can all relax.

no more funding the sick or hospitals

they'll knock it off their tax!

So don't worry if you are sick,

anxiety, pain, depression.

We'll fix it all and cancer too -

the parliament's in session!

11 Replies

Nice one! You should send it to a newspaper or a n organisation like Spartacus! Well done!


(also consider sending it in to 'Anxious Times' for publication)...x


:) very witty


Love it! :)


Thank you!

If it was anonymously, I'd be glad to.

I don't know those publications, I must look them up.




well it x


Excellent! I'm really looking forward to my assessment by atos as I've suffered from SA for years, it's blighted my life, but I believe after just one chat with an atos doc (or whatever they are) I'll be cured!! Best wishes


absolutely brilliant sandra!! well said!!xx



Hope every1 is okay x

I just wanted to say that I had my ESA medical last October and i still have heard nothing, does it usually this long? Im hoping no news is good news xxx


Does seem a long time, have you called them?

if you post this as a new question more people will see it and you'll get more replies.

I hope it goes ok, let me know,



i will thank you, speak soon xxx


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