Right That's it I've had enough

Must be quick as have not found a Ribena shop and my dingle needs topping up.

I came here for some peace and quiet.

Now I have mounted some cannons and anti aircraft guns.

If I see any approaching boats,helicopters,rafts hover crafts or ladas you WILL be shot

I cannot tolerate cabbages,pickled eggs Wall-I Ams men in mini skirts or Captain Birds eye.

I must catch the ferry now to top up my dingle and Ribena

If you promise to stay away from my island I may sing to you tonight

Bertty

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  • haha :-)

  • Thought you would be happy to see us

    OK me & Will-I-am will go to a private hotel & leave you alone

    The song better be good then later :-D

    Happy Birthday again

    Be good

    xxx

  • I'm sure Will-I-am will sing to you, Why, in your luxury hotel suite! ;)

    xxxxx

  • He already is ;-)

    If only hey , we can dream though ;-)

    xxx

  • "For dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?"

    Tennyson

    {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}

  • I am at the moment :-D

    xxx

  • I ache like fury today, wish i could dream Kevin Kline was giving me a massage! :-D

    xxxxxxx

  • Dream ;-)

    xxx

  • LOL - it would be A rated ;) xxx

  • Don't then , you might get a message from you no who :-o

    ;-)

    xxx

  • LOL - dreams can't be censored - fortunately! :-D xxxxxx

  • :-o

    O dear , well don't print it or you no what will happen :-o

    xxx

  • Nah, it's between me and Kevin - even if he doesn't know it, lol! :-D

    xxxxx

  • Don't bother

    YAH BOO

    Grog

    :-)

  • :-D

    xxx

  • H ll E ry y

    H ve b n n fer a d go s m Rib a ad a to up

    Am si ng y he sea a t mo nt

    Sh ll sing t wh wh ton gh

    Se Yo

    AL

    Be y

    x x

  • Can you send us a translation please , maybe when the Ribena has worn of ;-)

    xxx

  • Oh dear

    Bertty looks like you found the ribena shop

    Happy birthday but take it easy

    Grog

    xxx

  • grog , I am in stiches behave

    Exactly what I thought as well , O dear me ;-)

    xxx

  • Wh w y,

    So y b t ot op top n erry it app rs hat he si al s ad

    B h rub is

    Be y

    x x

    s a

  • :-D

    Be good ;-)

    less Ribena & more singing lessons for the Vice ;-)

    XXX

  • Folks,

    just done some research on the internet.It appears that where he is staying is the most easterly inhabited island in the uk.

    It also says that there are a few properties near the beach where mobile phone signals are very weak and a few houses cannot even get free view tv.

    Bertty is using a dongle which I believe acts a bit like a mobile phone.Could be a poor signal is causing his messages to break up.

    Any computer experts out there who may know the answer?

    Grog

  • Dear grog

    I am no expert but have a little knowledge on Dongles

    I do believe it could be more the Ribena causing the break up in communication , but could be wrong

    I do hope when our song comes later , it doesn't break up as I am so looking forward to it

    May be someone will come along later with a better answer than I can give

    I do hope so

    Love

    whywhy

    xxx

  • If Bertty is in some way incapacitated I will promise to sing you all the .....Ying Tong Song ......AS long as I get at least 200 votes.

    So please post your votes in the nearest waste paper basket.

    Grog

    xxx

  • My dedication for tonight Hic Hic Hic

    First recorded in 1924 by Fats Waller

    Anybody here share that birth year?

    Love

    Bertty

    Oh, the flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,

    Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,

    Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,

    Floy doy, floy doy, floy doy.

    Yeah, yeah yeah, byah, oh, baby!

    Yeah, byah, byah, oh, baby!

    Yeah, byah, byah, oh, baby!

    Yeah, byah, byah!

    Whenever your cares are chronic,

    Just tell the world, "go hang,"

    You'll find a greater tonic,

    If you go on swingin' with the gang!

    Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,

    Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,

    Floy, floy, floy, yeah!

    Send me on out there!

    Whenever your cares are chronic,

    Just tell the world, "go hang,"

    You'll find a greater tonic,

    If you go on stumblin' with the gang!

    Hey, hey, hey, yes, yes!

    Have a good evening all.Now going back on the outlook for invading hoards of Bloggers!

    Swords at the ready

    xxx

  • Nope , not the year I was born

    For someone your age the songs you pick are vey old :-o

    Don't no that song either , I was hoping for a better one , but never mind

    Its ok , we have all come home , you have no fear , we have given up the task of invasion ;-)

    Hope you have a good evening to

    Love

    whywhy

    xxx

  • HUH!

    I should have done the "Ying tong diddly I foo song!

  • Yea I agree , think that might have been better , he is loosing his touch , now he is remote :-D

    xxx

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