Must be quick as have not found a Ribena shop and my dingle needs topping up.
I came here for some peace and quiet.
Now I have mounted some cannons and anti aircraft guns.
If I see any approaching boats,helicopters,rafts hover crafts or ladas you WILL be shot
I cannot tolerate cabbages,pickled eggs Wall-I Ams men in mini skirts or Captain Birds eye.
I must catch the ferry now to top up my dingle and Ribena
If you promise to stay away from my island I may sing to you tonight
Bertty
haha 
Thought you would be happy to see us
OK me & Will-I-am will go to a private hotel & leave you alone
The song better be good then later 
Happy Birthday again
Be good
xxx
I'm sure Will-I-am will sing to you, Why, in your luxury hotel suite! 
xxxxx
He already is
If only hey , we can dream though
xxx
"For dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?"
Tennyson
{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}
Don't bother
YAH BOO
Grog
xxx
H ll E ry y
H ve b n n fer a d go s m Rib a ad a to up
Am si ng y he sea a t mo nt
Sh ll sing t wh wh ton gh
Se Yo
AL
Be y
x x
Can you send us a translation please , maybe when the Ribena has worn of
xxx
Oh dear
Bertty looks like you found the ribena shop
Happy birthday but take it easy
Grog
xxx
grog , I am in stiches behave
Exactly what I thought as well , O dear me
xxx
Wh w y,
So y b t ot op top n erry it app rs hat he si al s ad
B h rub is
Be y
x x
s a
Be good
less Ribena & more singing lessons for the Vice
XXX
Folks,
just done some research on the internet.It appears that where he is staying is the most easterly inhabited island in the uk.
It also says that there are a few properties near the beach where mobile phone signals are very weak and a few houses cannot even get free view tv.
Bertty is using a dongle which I believe acts a bit like a mobile phone.Could be a poor signal is causing his messages to break up.
Any computer experts out there who may know the answer?
Grog
Dear grog
I am no expert but have a little knowledge on Dongles
I do believe it could be more the Ribena causing the break up in communication , but could be wrong
I do hope when our song comes later , it doesn't break up as I am so looking forward to it
May be someone will come along later with a better answer than I can give
I do hope so
Love
whywhy
xxx
If Bertty is in some way incapacitated I will promise to sing you all the .....Ying Tong Song ......AS long as I get at least 200 votes.
So please post your votes in the nearest waste paper basket.
Grog
xxx
My dedication for tonight Hic Hic Hic
First recorded in 1924 by Fats Waller
Anybody here share that birth year?
Love
Bertty
Oh, the flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Floy doy, floy doy, floy doy.
Yeah, yeah yeah, byah, oh, baby!
Yeah, byah, byah, oh, baby!
Yeah, byah, byah, oh, baby!
Yeah, byah, byah!
Whenever your cares are chronic,
Just tell the world, "go hang,"
You'll find a greater tonic,
If you go on swingin' with the gang!
Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Floy, floy, floy, yeah!
Send me on out there!
Whenever your cares are chronic,
Just tell the world, "go hang,"
You'll find a greater tonic,
If you go on stumblin' with the gang!
Hey, hey, hey, yes, yes!
Have a good evening all.Now going back on the outlook for invading hoards of Bloggers!
Swords at the ready
xxx
Nope , not the year I was born
For someone your age the songs you pick are vey old 
Don't no that song either , I was hoping for a better one , but never mind
Its ok , we have all come home , you have no fear , we have given up the task of invasion
Hope you have a good evening to
Love
whywhy
xxx
HUH!
I should have done the "Ying tong diddly I foo song!
Yea I agree , think that might have been better , he is loosing his touch , now he is remote
xxx
Had enough ! 
I've had a horrible feeling all day and
Had enough now 
Had enough!!!!!!!
Had enough
