Must be quick as have not found a Ribena shop and my dingle needs topping up.
I came here for some peace and quiet.
Now I have mounted some cannons and anti aircraft guns.
If I see any approaching boats,helicopters,rafts hover crafts or ladas you WILL be shot
I cannot tolerate cabbages,pickled eggs Wall-I Ams men in mini skirts or Captain Birds eye.
I must catch the ferry now to top up my dingle and Ribena
If you promise to stay away from my island I may sing to you tonight
Bertty
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Hidden 11 years ago
haha
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Hidden 11 years ago
Thought you would be happy to see us
OK me & Will-I-am will go to a private hotel & leave you alone
The song better be good then later
Happy Birthday again
Be good
xxx
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I'm sure Will-I-am will sing to you, Why, in your luxury hotel suite!
xxxxx
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He already is
If only hey , we can dream though
xxx
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"For dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?"
Tennyson
{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}
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I am at the moment
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I ache like fury today, wish i could dream Kevin Kline was giving me a massage!
xxxxxxx
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Dream
xxx
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LOL - it would be A rated xxx
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Don't then , you might get a message from you no who
xxx
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LOL - dreams can't be censored - fortunately! xxxxxx
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O dear , well don't print it or you no what will happen
xxx
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Nah, it's between me and Kevin - even if he doesn't know it, lol!
xxxxx
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Hidden 11 years ago
Don't bother
YAH BOO
Grog
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Hidden 11 years ago
H ll E ry y
H ve b n n fer a d go s m Rib a ad a to up
Am si ng y he sea a t mo nt
Sh ll sing t wh wh ton gh
Se Yo
AL
Be y
x x
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
Can you send us a translation please , maybe when the Ribena has worn of
xxx
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Hidden 11 years ago
Oh dear
Bertty looks like you found the ribena shop
Happy birthday but take it easy
Grog
xxx
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
grog , I am in stiches behave
Exactly what I thought as well , O dear me
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
Wh w y,
So y b t ot op top n erry it app rs hat he si al s ad
B h rub is
Be y
x x
s a
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
Be good
less Ribena & more singing lessons for the Vice
XXX
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Hidden 11 years ago
Folks,
just done some research on the internet.It appears that where he is staying is the most easterly inhabited island in the uk.
It also says that there are a few properties near the beach where mobile phone signals are very weak and a few houses cannot even get free view tv.
Bertty is using a dongle which I believe acts a bit like a mobile phone.Could be a poor signal is causing his messages to break up.
Any computer experts out there who may know the answer?
Grog
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
Dear grog
I am no expert but have a little knowledge on Dongles
I do believe it could be more the Ribena causing the break up in communication , but could be wrong
I do hope when our song comes later , it doesn't break up as I am so looking forward to it
May be someone will come along later with a better answer than I can give
I do hope so
Love
whywhy
xxx
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Hidden 11 years ago
If Bertty is in some way incapacitated I will promise to sing you all the .....Ying Tong Song ......AS long as I get at least 200 votes.
So please post your votes in the nearest waste paper basket.
Grog
xxx
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Hidden 11 years ago
My dedication for tonight Hic Hic Hic
First recorded in 1924 by Fats Waller
Anybody here share that birth year?
Love
Bertty
Oh, the flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Floy doy, floy doy, floy doy.
Yeah, yeah yeah, byah, oh, baby!
Yeah, byah, byah, oh, baby!
Yeah, byah, byah, oh, baby!
Yeah, byah, byah!
Whenever your cares are chronic,
Just tell the world, "go hang,"
You'll find a greater tonic,
If you go on swingin' with the gang!
Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Floy, floy, floy, yeah!
Send me on out there!
Whenever your cares are chronic,
Just tell the world, "go hang,"
You'll find a greater tonic,
If you go on stumblin' with the gang!
Hey, hey, hey, yes, yes!
Have a good evening all.Now going back on the outlook for invading hoards of Bloggers!
Swords at the ready
xxx
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
Nope , not the year I was born
For someone your age the songs you pick are vey old
Don't no that song either , I was hoping for a better one , but never mind
Its ok , we have all come home , you have no fear , we have given up the task of invasion
Hope you have a good evening to
Love
whywhy
xxx
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Hidden 11 years ago
HUH!
I should have done the "Ying tong diddly I foo song!
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
Yea I agree , think that might have been better , he is loosing his touch , now he is remote
xxx
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