Must be quick as have not found a Ribena shop and my dingle needs topping up.
I came here for some peace and quiet.
Now I have mounted some cannons and anti aircraft guns.
If I see any approaching boats,helicopters,rafts hover crafts or ladas you WILL be shot
I cannot tolerate cabbages,pickled eggs Wall-I Ams men in mini skirts or Captain Birds eye.
I must catch the ferry now to top up my dingle and Ribena
If you promise to stay away from my island I may sing to you tonight