I have offered to swap Mr B....a white five pound note and 20 fags for the use of his car.
This offer it seems doesn't appeal to him.Although I think I may have been out bid by whywhy.
I have now found half a packet of polos and some old egg sandwiches.
If any person could kindly swap their vehicle....even a JCB would do. I can add another 20pence.
That way I could drive us all down to Bertty's cottage.
We could then all have a nice day out......steal all his Ribena.........and come back tanned and happy.
Any offers please?
To any new comers to this sight,,I am not really off my rocker but sometimes a laugh or a song can help relieve our horrible anxiety.