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Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green

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Why are seabirds so lucky in love? Because one good tern always deserves another.

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Which fish is the most famous in the ocean? The star fish!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea? It sinks to the bottom.

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Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond? He was trying to grow a water-melon.

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What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys? It got lockjaw.

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Sophiesmum290902

They made me laugh

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worthytobeloved

Thank you! Where do you get all them from? Thanks for making me smile!

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