Creative funny prompts

[coolkitty1934]

I have started writing a story and i want to make a running joke where my body pillow keeps saving me. Dont need only serious but what ways should my body pillow save me next?btw for context i am sailing with a pirate crew. Let your creativity and humour run wild!

[Hb2003]

hit the living heck off of flys 😂😂

[coolkitty1934 in reply to Hb2003]

someone could be attacking me from behind and the pillow makes me slip and knocks them down making them hit their head and fall unconcious

[Hb2003 in reply to coolkitty1934]

lol 😂😂

[coolkitty1934 in reply to Hb2003]

If i didnt know they were an enemy i could be like freaking out getting a docter or something XD

[hypercat54]

I have a magic body pillow

Which protects me but kills you

I only had to say the word

And just like a very big bird

It inflates and flies where you can't follow!

[coolkitty1934 in reply to hypercat54]

ITS ALIVE!!!

[Artistfriend]

Have the pirates throw you overboard and you land on the pillow