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I'll share something goofy with everyone. So last year I purchased one of these robot vacuum thingies. The point was to run the vacuum and it would free me up to do other things around the apartment. Laundry, cleaning the bathroom, tending to the bedrooms or even going out to run errands.

I hate vacuuming so this was supposed to be my golden gun for cleaning.There's only one teeny, tiny little problem. Every time I run the damn thing I get hypnotized. I actually sit and watch this thing go back and forth, back and forth, up and down, every which way and I don't get anything done. I remember years ago I had a huge fish tank and the same thing would happen. I could sit and watch these silly fish run around endlessly. It's almost like you can't look away.

I'll tell you the crazy thing, I'm sure most won't believe it, but at times I actually feel a bit calmer after watching this thing run around. What!.... I used to pay a therapist good money and 9 times out of 10 would leave therapy almost as bad as I walked in. But this machine actually helps with stress. Yeah, I don't know how to explain it..... Weird, weird!

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Willow2022

I love it! It’s so interesting what puts the mind at rest or into a calm state. Sounds, touch (weighted blankets), sunshine, fresh air… robot vacuums 😁. I say you got two for the price of one: a vacuum and a soothing machine. Just don’t let it be a time suck and zone out for hours 😁

in reply to Willow2022

You said it friend. Unbelievable how some things out of nowhere can grab your attention and soothe the mind. Go figure. And like you said, it is a huge time suck. So far it's had the complete opposite result as far as being as efficient as I can with housework. Maybe I should go back to watching fish swim around....🤣

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Roxylox

I'm giggling here

in reply to Roxylox

Giggle away my friend. Believe me, I'm sitting here shaking my head back and forth while laughing at myself

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Hb2003

oh yes satisfaction guaranteed free no returns 🤪

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MadBunny in reply to Hb2003

🤣🤣🤣

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Hb2003 in reply to MadBunny

lol 😂

in reply to Hb2003

Yeah, if this thing dies and I had to return it... I'm finished! I lose my therapy...🤣

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Hb2003 in reply to

lol 😂 what if it had microvacumes and you had to feed them dust to grow

in reply to Hb2003

Then I'll really be in trouble because my place is dusty..😆

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MadBunny

Really made me smile 😁🤗

in reply to MadBunny

I was hoping folks would get a kick out of it. Smiles all around!

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MadBunny in reply to

Sounds good to me 👍👍👍

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Agora1

Hey my friend, whatever works. You are getting a "2 fer" both a clean house

and a relaxation therapy session. :) xx

in reply to Agora1

For sure. No complaints here. Better than paying a therapist...🤣

When i was little i had terrible anxiety (i still do lol) and i would sit for hours in front of the fish tank and get calm. These things help

in reply to Against_the_current

Yeah, I definitely miss my old fish tank. If I had the room I would got another.

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Against_the_current in reply to

Same. But i can't take care of the poor fish

🤣🤣.... I hate to admit it, but I've flushed quite a few innocent fish myself

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Nothing_but_books in reply to

Mom's big, heavy vacuum + tropical aquarium with glass tube heater = Bang! Glass shattered, fish instantly skinless. No, I'm not making it up.

in reply to Nothing_but_books

Ohhh nooo..... I can see it happening!!

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designguy

Interesting observation on your part. Have you ever been hypnotized by a real hypnotist, I would be curious how affective it would be on you. I've never tried it although I did do hypnotherapy for a while and wasn't convinced it was working on me.

in reply to designguy

Hi, you know something I'm so suggestible I would probably be put under by one of those fake hypnotists... My silly ass will buy anything

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designguy in reply to

LOL - it's good to know our limitations!

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Nothing_but_books in reply to

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Silly ass. Sell me something.

My Mom says she would like to have one of those little vacuums. I’ve been through therapy in the past. Sometimes it helped, but other times I’m not sure it did. I’m trying to get some therapy now, I think I need it. At the community health place I go to there’s a waiting list for individual therapy, but I just talked to a social worker and she’s going to see if I can go to this group therapy thing they have going on once a week that talks about dealing with trauma. I’m not sure about going to group therapy, there’s things that I’d rather have more privacy talking about, everyone doesn’t need to know my business, but I’m willing to try something. Someone is supposed to call me about it sometime next week.

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Hi, I understand how you feel about group therapy. But maybe you can give it a chance. I was not keen on doing group therapy but once I did, I found that it was very therapeutic. Just listening to other people face to face help me a great deal. I would ask that you give it a try and if you don't like it you can always stop

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