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If you could be a kitchen appliance, what one would you be and why?

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I had to stop drinking coffee because of my vertigo. But since my vertigo seems to have gotten better, I had my first cup of coffee in 2 years. It was so refreshing, and I finally felt awake, alert, and revived. Not just from drinking it, but from smelling it in the kitchen. So if I could be an appliance in the kitchen, I would be a coffee maker in hopes of making everyone feel as good as I feel right now.

What kitchen appliance would you be and why?

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A fridge because i am cool (not) 😅

Arymretep profile image
Arymretep in reply to

An oven, because I’m Hot 😉🤣

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MadBunny in reply toArymretep

🤣👍

in reply toArymretep

😂😂👍

Imaaan profile image
Imaaan

Instapot/air fryer cuz it is a no nonsense satisfyingly quick delivery.

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fauxartist

I'd be a blender....

Sillysausage234 profile image
Sillysausage234 in reply tofauxartist

Tin opener …..for cans of worms 🪱🪱🪱

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Imaaan in reply toSillysausage234

....

Feed me
Sillysausage234 profile image
Sillysausage234 in reply toImaaan

….

…..
Imaaan profile image
Imaaan in reply toSillysausage234

Looool

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MadBunny in reply toSillysausage234

🤣🤣🤣

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fauxartist in reply toSillysausage234

I have a cat that does the same thing... only after food she lays on the bed halfway under the laptop... only because it gives off heat I'm sure.

LadyZen profile image
LadyZen in reply toImaaan

Crap that's scary.

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Imaaan in reply toLadyZen

Very handy in the kitchen cuz the sharp teeth can be used as a can opener and the worms are a delicacy 😜

LadyZen profile image
LadyZen in reply toImaaan

I'm impressed it has no cavities.

Imaaan profile image
Imaaan in reply toLadyZen

Loooooool

Isinatra profile image
Isinatra in reply toLadyZen

Last time I checked there’s no chocolate in the ocean. 😉

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fauxartist in reply toSillysausage234

good one Alan... very funny....

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Sillysausage234 in reply tofauxartist

Hi faux hope you are well and good….spring nearly here my snowdrops are coming up 😃🌞🌱

in reply toSillysausage234

Still winter here, the snowflakes are coming down. ☺️ ❄️

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Sillysausage234 in reply to

🎶let it snow …let it snow …let it snow 😄…hope your ok snowflake

in reply toSillysausage234

I am okay, SS. How about you? I will have to "google" snowdrops, I'm curious now. ☺️

so lovely!
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Sillysausage234 in reply to

youtu.be/2AsqzoeNdN8

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Sillysausage234 in reply to

I’m good thanks…snowdrops are the first sign of spring..daffodils soon …birds nesting 🐣

in reply toSillysausage234

Glad to know that you are good, SS. Thanks for the video, it has made even me❄️long for Spring, lol.

Look...........

Who knew, we have snowdrops in Ontario. 🌱ontariowildflowers.com/main...

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fauxartist in reply toSillysausage234

I don't have any in the garden yet, we had a dog that would eat anything so we had to be careful what we had out there, but I love them. I can't wait for warmer weather, time just seems to be flying by... I'm going to make a much bigger effort this year to get out and garden.... I've been down with this crappy health hang over called 'Long Covid', it's really kicked my butt....but going in for the third booster this week, hoping it may help with that. It's a crap shoot but at this point, it's worth the try.

Isinatra profile image
Isinatra in reply tofauxartist

👍🏼

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samack

I'd be a refrigerator because I love being filled with food.

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

Hmm i would be a cutting board because i think it’s satisfying 😂

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Isinatra in reply toHb2003

😂

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Isinatra

A microwave. Small, quick and very warming. 🔥

I guess I would be a toaster because I love to toast bagels. Maybe a microwave too. I eat a little too many Stouffers frozen dinners. I think the microwave is a great invention. I do like to cook stuff sometimes but not every day.

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Blueruth in reply to

I am a sucker for their french bread pizza! I figured out the missing ingredient too. The old version had fennel! Next time you make it try adding fennel seed.

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fauxartist in reply to

Lox, cream cheese and sesame bagel... oh yeah... that's soul food.

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MadBunny

Hot chocolate maker. Warm, sweet and comforting 🤗

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Blueruth

Also coffee but a Chemex because it is beautiful. I hope the kettle is a good friend!

Isinatra profile image
Isinatra in reply toBlueruth

Chemex? I gotta’ see this beauty. 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

Isinatra profile image
Isinatra in reply toIsinatra

Yep, it’s a beauty all right and it deserves a handsome kettle to go with it. 😉

Blueruth profile image
Blueruth in reply toIsinatra

Best coffee too. Way better than a French press because it is less bitter. Here is the kettle amazon.com/Hario-V60-Buono-...

Isinatra profile image
Isinatra in reply toBlueruth

Oh, yeah. Nice! A very worthy partner for the chemex.

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kenster1

I`d be a kettle as it`s always switched on unlike me.

in reply tokenster1

Sometimes at my current residence someone will put the kettle on and then when it goes off NO ONE wants to run to the kitchen to turn off the stove.

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Gillyflower18

Freezer cause that’s where the ice cream lives!

in reply toGillyflower18

Yes!!!! What’s your favorite flavor?

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Gillyflower18 in reply to

Currently it’s butterscotch fudge ripple.

in reply toGillyflower18

Sounds good. Recently I had this chocolate and peanut butter Reese’s ice cream. If you like Reese’s peanut butter cups, this is the ultimate treat!!! Even in the winter, ice cream rules.

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fauxartist in reply to

Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk... omg....

Dolphin14 profile image
Dolphin14

Coffee pot all the way ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

Not sure why this is underlined.

❤️🐬

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Isinatra in reply toDolphin14

Lol 💖🏄‍♀️

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Dolphin14 in reply toIsinatra

Do you know how to shut off these things like the underline when you hit them by accident?

Isinatra profile image
Isinatra in reply toDolphin14

Lol! Are you kidding? I can’t even FIND my underliner. Just keep clicking on your keyboard . Something will happen, but it’s like playing the lottery.

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fauxartist in reply toDolphin14

Yeah... up on the top tool bar in the comment box, just hit the U button that's underlined, that should do it.

in reply toDolphin14

Important things are ok underlined.. 😀

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Dolphin14 in reply to

Thank you :) I feel coffee is extremely important. Just want to observe proper etiquette lol

❤️🐬

in reply toDolphin14

Proper etiquette has been observed now lets have some coffee 😀

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Dolphin14 in reply to

☕️ ☕️

There we go enjoy

❤️🐬

in reply toDolphin14

I am enjoying, thank you.. 😋

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fauxartist in reply toDolphin14

I think at one time in my working life, I had more coffee lattes running through my veins than blood. I loooove my coffee.

Imaaan profile image
Imaaan in reply toDolphin14

U handled your underlined mishap like a pro ;)

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Dolphin14 in reply toImaaan

Thank you:)

❤️🐬

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Dolphin14

Haha.... I tried and couldn't get it to go away. I don't have a problem underlining ☕️☕️☕️☕️.... it's my lifeline.

You crack me up.

❤️🐬

Isinatra profile image
Isinatra in reply toDolphin14

Lol I like underlining. It adds a little sumthin’ sumthin’ extra. I think everything should be underlined. _____________________!

Isinatra profile image
Isinatra in reply toIsinatra

Testing testing the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain

Isinatra profile image
Isinatra in reply toDolphin14

There’s an underline function in the little box under the big box 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽that you might have accidentally pushed with your elbow?__________________

Isinatra profile image
Isinatra in reply toIsinatra

Oops! I meant flipper. 😁

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Dolphin14 in reply toIsinatra

Hahahah yes these dam flippers. They are only good for swimming 🐬

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Isinatra in reply toDolphin14

Lol

in reply toIsinatra

😄 🐬

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Isinatra in reply to

Lol

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Dolphin14 in reply toIsinatra

I had a problem directing a response to you. It's not my day

I just tried to tag you but don't think it worked

Def flipper malfunction

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Dolphin14

True, coffee should def always be underlined in my world. So I'm going with your theory. Makes 💯 percent sense. Thank you for guiding me through my morning dilemma

@Insinatra

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Isinatra in reply toDolphin14

😉

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Hb2003

i am glad that i made you laugh 😄

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