Who's up for some healthy distraction today? What would I do if I came home and found a penguin in my freezer? I'd scream, leave the door open so it could come out, jump on my island, cuss at the universe, tell my kids to keep away because they'll probably take photos (of the penguin, and me on the island freaking out) for their social media accounts, and call 9-1-1.
What about you? What would you do?
I`d eat it if it was a chocolate one.
Lol
If it was frozen, I’d pass out. If it wasn’t frozen, I’d pass out.
Which reminds me, Thanksgiving is right around the corner.
Now we’re talking turkey..lol Turkey in the freezer is an ok thing as long as the eyes aren’t still attached.
I would put my penguin in a baby carriage and walk him around the neighborhood
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Even if it was frozen stiff?
I would wrap him in cute blankets 🙄
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Of course…you could always say it had too much botox if anyone was curious why it was expressless.
Awww, that reminds me of Chilly Willy the Penguin.youtu.be/NZ3NTYwcQB0?featur...
I would put the kettle on, make a nice cup of coffee and put my feet up 😂
Very calm reaction compared to me.
I’m guessing that they don’t get penguin biscuits in the USA 🙂
You beat me to.it- I was about to say unwrap it and eat it 😁
It would put a new spin on thanksgiving here in the states
Ahhh I thought …me time kick back with a beer and watch football….as I opened the fridge I heard it … doobie doobie do ….shit I thought as panic set in ….train I thought,I must get outa dodge ……youtu.be/W3ksf3Oe8cU?si=w3a...
😆😆😆😆😆. OMG. 😆😆😆😆😆. I really thought there was no way for you to top this silly question. I can't breathe from laughing so hard.
Hi, I don't know what I'd do about the penguin.
Can you please see if my name is taken off the Night Owl invite list? I'm getting flooded with e-mail and can't keep up. Thanks.
I didn't start that list. But I believe you can just select that chat, select more, and select leave. I only use this site on my phone so I don't know how it works on other phones or the computer. Or you can check with the person that started that chat or a moderator.
Thank you for the help.
A lot less panicked reaction than me.
I would freak out and hope I was only hallucinating or having a bad dream. If he’s still there the next day, I’d call my local Tv station and they can come over and do an investigative story about “mystery penguin appears in ladies freezer” lol
That title seems so plausible in my news feeds.
I would ask the Penguin if it has seen the ghost and does it know where I can buy a magical money growing plant 🤩🆘️
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