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What would you do if you came home and found a penguin in your freezer?

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Who's up for some healthy distraction today? What would I do if I came home and found a penguin in my freezer? I'd scream, leave the door open so it could come out, jump on my island, cuss at the universe, tell my kids to keep away because they'll probably take photos (of the penguin, and me on the island freaking out) for their social media accounts, and call 9-1-1.

What about you? What would you do?

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kenster1

I`d eat it if it was a chocolate one.

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Isinatra in reply tokenster1

Lol

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Isinatra in reply toIsinatra

Resist licking it until it’s not frozen. It’s hard to talk with a penguin stuck to your tongue.

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LadyZen in reply tokenster1

They should make chocolate penguins for the winter holidays.

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Isinatra in reply toLadyZen

Put that in the suggestion box. There’s one around here someplace. I know I saw one…..

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Isinatra

If it was frozen, I’d pass out. If it wasn’t frozen, I’d pass out.

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LadyZen in reply toIsinatra

Which reminds me, Thanksgiving is right around the corner.

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Isinatra in reply toLadyZen

Now we’re talking turkey..lol Turkey in the freezer is an ok thing as long as the eyes aren’t still attached.

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LadyZen in reply toIsinatra

First time I cooked Thanksgiving dinner, I was grossed out by my headless turkey. My mom grew up on a farm, and it made her vegan.

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Isinatra in reply toLadyZen

hmmmm…..I don’t know ‘ bout that. 😁

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Dolphin14

I would put my penguin in a baby carriage and walk him around the neighborhood

❤️🐬

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Isinatra in reply toDolphin14

Even if it was frozen stiff?

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Dolphin14 in reply toIsinatra

I would wrap him in cute blankets 🙄

❤️🐬

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Isinatra in reply toDolphin14

Of course…you could always say it had too much botox if anyone was curious why it was expressless.

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Dolphin14 in reply toIsinatra

Yes! Lol Botox will freeze the face

I walk around with a 🦔 around my neck. No one will ask me a thing about what's in my baby carriage :)

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Isinatra in reply toDolphin14

Lol. Sweet…

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LadyZen in reply toDolphin14

Awww, that reminds me of Chilly Willy the Penguin.youtu.be/NZ3NTYwcQB0?featur...

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Dolphin14 in reply toLadyZen

Chilly Willy would like some nice blankets and a sunny walk

:)

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EarthSitter1

I would put the kettle on, make a nice cup of coffee and put my feet up 😂

Penguin 🐧
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LadyZen in reply toEarthSitter1

Very calm reaction compared to me.

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Dolphin14 in reply toEarthSitter1

That's great

🐬

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EarthSitter1 in reply toEarthSitter1

I’m guessing that they don’t get penguin biscuits in the USA 🙂

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MadBunny in reply toEarthSitter1

You beat me to.it- I was about to say unwrap it and eat it 😁

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Boston001

It would put a new spin on thanksgiving here in the states

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LadyZen in reply toBoston001

Turkey, ham, or penguin, will be the new tradition.

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Boston001 in reply toLadyZen

Turducquin

Turducken
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LadyZen in reply toBoston001

Looks delicious.

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Sillysausage234

Ahhh I thought …me time kick back with a beer and watch football….as I opened the fridge I heard it … doobie doobie do ….shit I thought as panic set in ….train I thought,I must get outa dodge ……youtu.be/W3ksf3Oe8cU?si=w3a...

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LadyZen in reply toSillysausage234

😆😆😆😆😆. OMG. 😆😆😆😆😆. I really thought there was no way for you to top this silly question. I can't breathe from laughing so hard.

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IncognitoC

Omg omg omg omg ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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LadyZen in reply toIncognitoC

Yours must be a cute penguin.

Hi, I don't know what I'd do about the penguin.

Can you please see if my name is taken off the Night Owl invite list? I'm getting flooded with e-mail and can't keep up. Thanks.

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LadyZen in reply toNothing_but_books

I didn't start that list. But I believe you can just select that chat, select more, and select leave. I only use this site on my phone so I don't know how it works on other phones or the computer. Or you can check with the person that started that chat or a moderator.

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Nothing_but_books in reply toLadyZen

Thank you for the help.

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LadyZen

A lot less panicked reaction than me.

I would freak out and hope I was only hallucinating or having a bad dream. If he’s still there the next day, I’d call my local Tv station and they can come over and do an investigative story about “mystery penguin appears in ladies freezer” lol

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LadyZen in reply to

That title seems so plausible in my news feeds.

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Ambler58

I would ask the Penguin if it has seen the ghost and does it know where I can buy a magical money growing plant 🤩🆘️

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Agora1 in reply toAmbler58

Good Answer Ambler58 lol

Thanks for the first smile of the day :) xx

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