Somebody famous once said "Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get".
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Fact or fiction
I thought we did analyze my diet post yesterday π€·ββοΈ
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This is a rubbish quote π. You know whatβs in the box, chocolate it isβοΈ. A better version is βLife is like a box of chocolate, so enjoy every bite.β Are we clear? π€£ππ€£ππ π π
But whats inside the chocolate?πππ
Things start to unravel again π€¦ββοΈπ€£ππ
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This is some Forrest Gump movie line. Not even worth a quote π€£π
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Some Karens quote, not worth analyzing GB2π
Here's my saying then."Life is like a fortune cookie, you don't know how fortunate you're gonna be".
How you like them cookies?ππππ
Well thatβs nice you see the fortune in life. But as you see what Koko has been saying all along, life itself has no meaning in it, itβs up to us to live in awareness. Okay try this one: βLife is an open secret. Everything is available, nothing is hidden. All that you need is just eyes to see.β βOsho.
If you live unconsciously you will have no idea what your life will be like. It definitely wont be a sweet chocolateπ. I would say life is not a box of chocolates as it is now. If you live consciously it will be sweet though. If you live unconsciously it's a box of garbageπ€·π»ββοΈπ
Man. Where'd you come from?
Spaceπ€£π
ZZ top
Love ZZ Top. One of my fave bands of all time.
I like the Godiva dark chocolate one for future reference π
On its way. Should be there by tomorrow...
Thank u GB2, Iβll watch my door before the neighbor kids take them π ββοΈπ ββοΈπ ββοΈ
You better. They're just for you.
Plenty of godiva for my Koko π€
Lady Godiva?
April Fool is over
How do you know all this?
GB2 I was born as a jokester plus itβs not logic, who has insurance for shopping cart? π
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Bad quote, bad joke, whatβs going on? π€£ππ
Imnotright.
The only thing right on this post is a box of Godiva chocolate is coming βοΈπ€£ππ€£π
Right on
Fact but only you can control how your life goes βΊοΈ
Things start to unravel again π . Tell Koko whatβs good? β€οΈπ«
Got vaccinated ππ
Aweeeee how are you feeling?
I feel ok βΊοΈ i have a pressure headache and nausea
Usually lasts a day. Hope you'll feel better soon.
Thank you βΊοΈ Hopefully i will be fine βΊοΈ
Thatβs some side effects, I got aching and a bit fever I think but mild. Good to go the next day. π
True. Very true.
GB2, you canβt control life and let go at the same time. πππ
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I have seen one man do itπ€
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They call him the master of quotes
Take control! βοΈHereβs the list.. and then Let go! π€£ππ How?! π₯΄π₯΄π₯΄ Karens do thatπ€·ββοΈ
My name's not Karen.
The guy is ok right?ππ
Heβs hanging in there! π€£ππ€£π
Now who is getting unravelled?π€π€
Itβs an inside joke GB2. Donβt think π
Okππππ
Yeah that's true. You pays your money and take your chances! No one ever promised life was fair x
The bullies take my lunch moneyππ
Oh dear x
I'm fine. Was just going to use at casino anyways.
Best way - screw the casino x
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Not that guy. You need to stop watching moviesπππ
Casino RoyalβοΈπ€£ππ€£π
Oh dear it gets worse xx
We try to pin point the real hustler βοΈπ€£π
My puddy cat x
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Didn't know you never had lunch at school, let me laugh a bit before I cry for you freπππ, yah, I'm finished laughing. Shame, friend, sorry. Please don't give me your box of chocolate, I want my lunch at school πππ«π«π«
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Oh yes we had lunch at school Spaghetti was best then.
Fair? What are you? Royal? π€£ππ€£π
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I always liked this quote and I end up using it quite often. "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker"~Gene Wilder
BTW I don't drink anymoreπ
Since you don't drink do you want to go out for some candy then?π€π€π€
Of course but I adopted the slogan from the chips. Can't eat just one!!! π«π©πͺπ€
Lay's potato chips?
Yep, I love all kinds of movie and commercials food quotes. Makes me hungry π When we would go on field trips or on band competitions we would sing, "My balogna has a first name..." And now when my kids are acting like twerps I say, "Do you need a Snickers..."πππ
I remember those trips or football contest singing πΆ 99 bottles of beer on the wallπΆ ALL.THE.WAY.THERE.
So our date is watching tv commercials?π²π²π²
OMG, yesssss! Especially from the 80's!!! "Where's the beef?!?! π
Mikey likes it!! Pure brewed in Gods country...
Who likes short shorts?!? You can be a marlboro man too....π²
I can't wear short shorts. I'm a tall man.
Definitely heard that b4π
I think I can write a better quote my friend, "Life is like chess, you never know how the person sitting opposite you will move to checkmate your king". This one is better friend because with chocolate π« you know how happy and fat you will be after each biteππ.Come on now, I'm waiting for you at chess
I'll be there. πππ
I loved Forrest Gump, and I am inclined to agree with the sentiment. Some of those chocolates are delicious bordering on perfection, while others are unpalatable, given individual taste. I do think life is like that, in a way. While it seems we are in control of the course of our lives, this is not the case entirely. Sometimes things happen to us which are not in our control, nor are they the consequence of bad decisions. Einstein was wrong when he said "God does not play dice with the universe"; random occurrences are the stuff of nature. However, it is sometimes possible to see the lesson and the good in whatever happens, and reframe our thinking so that we are better able to function, maybe even thrive. I'm not sure what that takes, because I am not there yet. I am still being buffeted by the storm of events that comprise my life. Or maybe I am the storm. Still learning, still examining, still trying.
What if your allergic to all forms of Chocolates? I prefer the honest analogy of Life's a SOB for some but only we can change our own outcome in our lives.
Oh yes that could be a downer for some. I know some that don't even eat chocolate period.
Not me I'm a chocoholic type 2 diabetic who doesn't deny himself some chocolate if he wants it BUT once I open a Β£1 bar it's gone lol & I know I have only myself to blame but I'm happy to own my own faults.
Life can be what we want it to be as long as we change it for ourselves only & not for others as we are the one's who live with ourselves every micro second of every day & when we're at our lowest in the darkness we hate ourselves BUT I realised & we all know it that if I don't love me why would anyone else!!! So we need to give ourselves the love & smiles & I invented an experiment that I use on myself especially if I'm feeling down and it is this.. .... ..
Go look at ourself in ur bathroom mirror & say out loud " I LOVE YOU " & I guarantee that you will smile back at yourself & eventually there is a possibility you will laugh. Go give it a try
The mirror brokeπππ
I didn't hear it shatter