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..try my hand at writing a "romance novel," I shall stick to the time honored formula below. If anyone has any other amusing observations about the genre, feel free to comment, as I anticipate much in the way of the ha-ha's. 😋

Protagonist: Gifted, yet modest/quirky 20 something woman that's ADORED by everyone yet hasn't happened upon her "Prince Charming" yet.

Main love interest: "Hi. I'm a 20 something Male that, somehow managed to outshine my peers academically and professionally. Obviously I'm tall and attractive AND I don't mind explaining that to all women I fear may not have noticed somehow. I also have a moderately good sized penis; joke. I actually trip over the thing every other step, but don't let THAT sway you; I'm really a lovable lug in need of a strong, independent woman to point out all my flaws on a daily basis.

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Too funny..love the sarcasm.

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