Look you 2, just admit it, you both messed up this morning
Erm you Women just dont seem to have what us men have got, erm erm I will think of it in a minute hmmmm maybe tell ya later
Ave bin thinkin toooo, yes !! with my 1 brain cell erm, now that there is 1000s of Sue's on here, why dont we just all be Sue's that way we dont have to think who were messaging too !!!! cos I can remember a boy called Sue, or was his name Johnny ????
Love yours Jillygirl and John the music was beautiful.
A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!" ------------------------------------
A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.
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A blonde man is in jail. The Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" the Guard asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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(This one actually makes sense.)
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
Have a sweet dreams all and catch up tomorrow on Suecx's daily blog
They'll send me off to bed with a laugh... Best way to go!
Night, xx
Late checking in today... Great to know you're all around.
JIllygirl, I enjoy your jokes - where on earth do ya find 'em!
Hi John, What kind of Birds do you have? They sound lovely and very entertaining. But why you so sad today... Is it just one of those days? hope you feel better soon.
I tend to retreat to my bedroom too if I'm not feeling great. It's my bit of security.
Always busy at weekends for me, so I'm glad to be home, and shortly to bed for me as well, 'cause it's absolutely freezing here today. Bed and an Electric Blanket is the only way I can warm up.
Still, no ciggies... So another good day all told.
Nite nite Sue, ha ha luv the jokes gal Gill, you get tucked up in that cosy bed of yours gal
I hope you both sleep well, knowing that you have beat nic again !!!!! another day, yeahhhhhhh luvs ya xxxxx
John, you're love birds sound delightful. I must find Picture on Google. If Linda is your life love, and you've lost her-you have my understanding. I know how that feels. So glad Sunday is a better day - take care of yourself. Gill. x
John, thank you for the pictures. They are simply lovely! x
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