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DAILY CHAT / SATURDAY / 13/04/13

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jillygirlAdministratorQueen Bee
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Daily chat has been mixed up today.

Suecx and jilly tried then waited for emjay.

because were thoughtful and care about each other

we didnt want to cause any bother.

So now we have a new daily chat

Thought Pete might have done it

but hes playing out without the cat. :D

Anyway saturday and time to enjoy your day

Keep thinking positive in your work rest and play.

:) :) :) :) :) :)

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simba19618 Months Winner

Thanks Jillygirl Ill try not to mess up in the morning. Have a lovely evening suec x

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jillygirlAdministratorQueen Bee in reply tosimba196

You didn't mess it up today we were both the same. :) enjoy your evening. xxx

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monkyAdministratorCake sniffer outer

Look you 2, just admit it, you both messed up this morning :o :P :D :D

Erm you Women just dont seem to have what us men have got, erm erm I will think of it in a minute hmmmm maybe tell ya later :o ;)

Ave bin thinkin toooo, yes !! with my 1 brain cell :o erm, now that there is 1000s of Sue's on here, why dont we just all be Sue's :o :| :D :D that way we dont have to think who were messaging too !!!! cos I can remember a boy called Sue, or was his name Johnny ????

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:D :D :D

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monkyAdministratorCake sniffer outer in reply tomonky

Whoooooops that didnt work :o :(

If you highlight it, right click, and then - go to - you will see it :)

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jillygirlAdministratorQueen Bee in reply tomonky

thanks Pete ooh! sorry thanks Sue, was getting a bit short of cash. :D

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jillygirlAdministratorQueen Bee

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Disguise!

Disguise who?

This guy is your boy friend!

.how do you make seven an even number?

A.take the s out!

Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything? A: Penicillin.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.

Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

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monkyAdministratorCake sniffer outer in reply tojillygirl

Ha ha ha love em Jill- erm Sue :o :D :D

Do you know why us men have to put up signs when we are working ????

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jillygirlAdministratorQueen Bee

thats lovely john. xx

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jillygirlAdministratorQueen Bee

Oh they are so sweet.

Going to sign off now so night John amor and vida and everybody else.

sweet dreams. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :) :)

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monkyAdministratorCake sniffer outer in reply tojillygirl

Nite nite Jillygirl, you get a good nights kip eh, love you and your jokes gal :) :) you make me laugh, you do :D :D :D take care now, speak tomorrow :)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :) :)

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bunnyrabbit5 YEARS WINNER

Blonde MEN Jokes

Hi All. Here's a few for the "boys":-)

Love yours Jillygirl and John the music was beautiful.

A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."

The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.

It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes

apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"

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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.

A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.

The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!" ------------------------------------

A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.

His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"

He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.

"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.

"Here boy!" he replies.

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A blonde man is in jail. The Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" the Guard asks.

"Hanging myself," the blond replies.

"It should be around your neck" says the guard.

"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."

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(This one actually makes sense.)

An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

Have a sweet dreams all and catch up tomorrow on Suecx's daily blog

Sue xx

in reply tobunnyrabbit

Love 'em Sue,

They'll send me off to bed with a laugh... Best way to go!

Night, xx

Late checking in today... Great to know you're all around.

JIllygirl, I enjoy your jokes - where on earth do ya find 'em!

Hi John, What kind of Birds do you have? They sound lovely and very entertaining. But why you so sad today... Is it just one of those days? hope you feel better soon.

I tend to retreat to my bedroom too if I'm not feeling great. It's my bit of security.

Always busy at weekends for me, so I'm glad to be home, and shortly to bed for me as well, 'cause it's absolutely freezing here today. Bed and an Electric Blanket is the only way I can warm up.

Still, no ciggies... So another good day all told.

Night everyone, have a lovely sleep.

Gill,xx

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monkyAdministratorCake sniffer outer

Rite, am off up that wooden hill now :o

Nite nite Sue, ha ha luv the jokes gal :D :D Gill, you get tucked up in that cosy bed of yours gal :)

I hope you both sleep well, knowing that you have beat nic again !!!!! another day, yeahhhhhhh :) :) luvs ya xxxxx :) :)

John, you're love birds sound delightful. I must find Picture on Google. If Linda is your life love, and you've lost her-you have my understanding. I know how that feels. So glad Sunday is a better day - take care of yourself. Gill. x

John, thank you for the pictures. They are simply lovely! x

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