Just to Raise A Smile.....
Two Cows, standing in a field, one Exclaims 'MooOOO'. The other goes 'Buck, buck, buck, buck'. "What the Heck are you 'Doing'?" says the first "I'm learning a 'Second Language'" replies the other๐.
Two Fleas, walking along, one turns to the other and says "Shall we Walk, or 'take' the Dog?"๐
A chicken, and a frog, walk into a library. The Chicken, walk around, squawking "Book, Book, Book, Book"... Whilst the Frog, follows up "Read It, Read It, Read It...."๐
What's worse than finding a Maggot, in an apple? Some might say 'finding Two maggots'๐คข but that is Wrong.. It's 'Finding HALF a Maggot'๐คฎ (I Love 'This One').
Two snakes going along, one says "Are we Poisonous" "I haven't a clue" replies the second "why do you ask?" "I've just 'Bitten My Lip'".....๐
Two Seagulls, flying along the Sea Shore, One turns to the other and says "Crowded Today, isn't it" "Yes" replies the other "takes all the 'fun' out of it"๐
Two fish swimming along when, they suddenly hit a Brick Wall. One, of them, exclaims "Oh Dam"๐
Over to YOU now people.... (No 'Getting Catty')
AndrewT