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Complete happiness πŸ’• and some BAD jokes πŸ™‚

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I dropped a tenner yesterday but the wind took it.

I chased it for miles.

I never caught it but at least I had a good run for my money

I keep having this dream that I'm a horse, 3 nights on the trot.

Went in the bank earlier. The girl behind the counter suddenly burst into a rendition of 'Downtown'.

I thought What a Peculiar Clerk

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I saw Elkie Brooks walking her dog yesterday. I asked if I could guess it's name.

She agreed, but she did say "You'd be a fool if you think it's Rover"

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What's the difference between Covid 19 and Romeo and Juliet?

One's a Coronavirus and the other's a Verona crisis

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I once made a ventriloquist dummy out of bits of old carpet.

It was ruggish

Someone's just been arrested at our allotments for nicking all the beetroot.

Apparently he was caught red handed

.My Australian friend failed his aboriginal music exam.

I asked him "Did you redo it?"

I saw Bonnie Tyler the other day - She was looking for a coffee shop.

She found a few Costas and one or two independent ones, but she was holding out for a Nero.

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Your usual collection of funny groans Bazzak! And what a lovely, endearing picture!πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘

A great set of jokes! I am impressed that we even had a Shakespearean one!

The picture is beyond cute! The baby is so sweet, but from what I can see through the bubbles, Bazzak, you definitely need a shave!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

πŸ˜„x I have 30 odd fridge magnets with different Shaketpears insults on them that I bought in Stratford, not the one upon the river Lea, the one upon Avon.

Here are a couple, not aimed at you I must say

" I was searching for a fool, when I found you" ( As You Like It)

"She is spherical, like a globe. I could find countries in her." ( The Comedy of Errors)

😊x

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

I bet you remember those insults back from when Shakespeare came up with them.....🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

I suggested them !😁x

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

I bet you helped ol' Will with some ideas for his plays too! πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

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Oldham65 in reply to Marnie22

πŸ‘πŸ€£

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

'Thou base football player' ( King Lear)

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Leave Harry Kane out of this!, his mum thinks his beautiful!!πŸ™‚xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Oh and

Aldi have announced that those people with a "Mental Impairment Problem" will not need to wear a mask when shopping in their stores.

But they have asked for those with the condition to continue wearing their Spurs shirts so the staff can spot them and avoid any misunderstanding.

😘 xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Hubby's shaking his head- not cos he's annoyed but cos he thinks the joke's pathetic.

Well it is a ' tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'(Macbeth)😘x

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MadBunny in reply to MadBunny

Sorry I wasn't intending to offend you xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

You could never offend me my darling πŸ’•.

But, wolves feed on the weak and incompetent. ( Much Ado About Nothing) unless your a Sheffield Unied supporter!! πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ˜˜xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Nice one! Are you sure I couldn't offend you,you scurvy, lousy knave ( Henry V)

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

No, you Bolting hutch of beastliness.

(Henry 1V part 1)

πŸ’•

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I know a very good insult from 1 Henry IV but it's too rude to post on here.

Btw did I ever mention that I was a drama teacher?🎭

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I dare you, no I didn't but a can fully believe that you were. 😘😘

Better a witty fool than foolish wit.

( Macbeth)

Joke love you really πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

No way would I post it😊 If I recall it's in the scene where Falstaff and Prince Hal are insulting each other.

Yes 30+mainly happy years of teaching drama. I loved the challenge of trying to teach Shakespeare to disinterested kids. Thank goodness he wrote some cracking insults.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I'm sure you were a fabulous teacher, the only time I appeared in a school play, was being the back end of the donkey that carried Mary. But we did get a mention from the Headmaster for our foot movements. 😁😁xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Bazzak

Oh, and well done Spurs πŸ™‚

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Hubby smiled when I told him what you said😊

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😁😁I didn't do much acting- I was more into the costume and make up. I did play Jesus in a play at junior schoolπŸ˜‡.Honest!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

With a beard????πŸ™‚xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😊😊😊Can't remember- it was over 50 yrs ago!Probably. I had to take over the part at the last minute as the boy who was going to play him was ill.

Very Good Bassak πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

I love this picture Bazzak, it's so lovely and sweet - the dog getting in on the photo - bless.

We had such a good hearty laugh at the jokes, thanks. xx

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🀣🀣🀣 great jokes, I love that picture, is it your Grandson ?

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

No, my wife would go crazy if I put Gabby in with Frank😁😁

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Oops , LOL πŸ‘Ž.

Save a lot of water thoughπŸ‘

So cute on so many levels.

Lol funny! πŸ˜‚

I love the photo, so cute!

A very good evening Barry

Thank you for the above, still chuckling quietly to myself. πŸ˜‚

I just cannot imagine how l would feel, about the Welsh hooker! I thought that the guy handled both stories very well. Two scenarios to cope with within a few minutes. Very funny! Scary though.

Have a wonderful day tomorrow, very chilly now outside this evening. Tim

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to footgo

Yes Tim, it was a little wind up for our Welsh girl Glo, she hasn't come back at me yet!! 😁😁

Love to you Carmen andπŸ• xx

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footgo in reply to Bazzak

Thank you Barry

I spoke to Glo earlier, she has so much (too much for her) on her plate. Evidently Karl her eldest son is not well either now. Really too much for one family!

It was posted on your post from yesterday Barry.

Tim

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to footgo

I must have missed it , sorry Tim

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Oldham65 in reply to Bazzak

Love the photo, sooo adorable πŸ‘πŸ˜Š

Glo's son had a covid-19 test yesterday morning, he has to wait a week for his results!! A week is such a long time when you are waiting for something like this.

Take care and stay safe

Love Lynne and Dave xxxx

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Great photo, what a pair of cuties ❀️

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Some good ones here Bazzak, I particularly laughed at the downtown oneπŸ˜‚

Groan πŸ€— ... πŸ˜‚ Bazzak You are a Star 🌟 Mate! πŸ‘

Such a beautiful little Boy in the picture, .Love the Doggy as well. Both of them are really little cuties. Love it. GLOxx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to KB47

❀xx

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And well done you the other day 😁not so well done us last night😒

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

Thank you, yes I was surprised we looked good. It's no disgrace to lose to Liverpool, hurts to say it but they are a good side. Xx

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Always have been I guess and I know so many Londoners who support them what's that all about? πŸ˜‚

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There's alway glory hunters πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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Passed by that.. ite Hart Lane today, it still looks like a massive spaceship that landed on the High road(don't tell Mad bunny I said that) πŸ™ˆ

Hi Bazzak. I'm trying to stay Positive.πŸ‘ I ran into Bonnie Tyler a few weeks ago. We were talking and she said she fancied a coffee. So we found this little Costa restaurant and ordered 2 Large Lattes. She was telling me about someone she was fond of, her Honeycomb. But she went away and, got Lost in France. And since then she's had nothing but Heartache. She said "Glo its nothing but a Heartache, simply, A Total Eclipse Of The Heart .Since then I've been, Holding Out For A HERO. After finishing our Latte's we decided to go Downtown and we met up with Petula Clark. We were walking as we were talking and we came upon a new place that had just opened up. It was called Coyote Ugly. Well have you ever had a one night stand. Then in the morning found an arm around you ,that belonged to someone you'd rather chew their arm off, rather than wake them up . That's why they call it Coyote Ugly. .

Howzatt Bazzak. I'm not talking from experience mind you. Hahaha. Have to put this piece at the end right. Just In case my Johnny Boy reads it. From the Welsh Gal Glo.πŸ’•πŸ’›πŸ’•β€πŸ˜˜xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to KB47

Brilliant my darling, really funny and more important really positive. If we all believe, all will be fine. πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•xxx

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KB47 in reply to Bazzak

Thanks Bazzak, I was a bit worried that I had gone too far with the end part.Im not worried now though, because you would have told me..Lynne is going to put another little message up for me. Good News about our Karl, although he's not well. I've had an .Email from the Chronic Pain Management .The Consultant wants to see me on the 9th of October. Perhaps things are gonna turn around for us now. Yes, if we all believe, all will be fine. Like for our Little AvaπŸ™‹β€β™€οΈxxxxxπŸ‘ I am struggling Barry. But I am trying to think Positive. I couldn't go on like this much longer. Thanks for your help and understanding and for all those brilliant funny jokes. πŸ’• ❀ Glo😘.xx

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