Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"
.Difference Between a Cat and Dog
A woman lives with both a cat and dog. Everyday she’ll feed them, clean up after them and provide plenty of love and attention.
The dog is very grateful. As the owner approaches the dog and fills his bowl with kibbles, the dog thinks ” Wow, you do all this for me, everyday. You must be god.”
The owner then walks over to the cat and gives her daily food. The cat thinks to herself, ” Wow, you do all this for me, everyday. I must be god.”
.Why aren't dogs good dancers? A. Because they have two left feet!
.Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly? A: The collie wobbles!
.Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.