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Just a lovely photo, and some bad dog ! ( how many times have we said that) jokes.

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Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?

A: "Well, doggone!"

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.Difference Between a Cat and Dog

A woman lives with both a cat and dog. Everyday she’ll feed them, clean up after them and provide plenty of love and attention.

The dog is very grateful. As the owner approaches the dog and fills his bowl with kibbles, the dog thinks ” Wow, you do all this for me, everyday. You must be god.”

The owner then walks over to the cat and gives her daily food. The cat thinks to herself, ” Wow, you do all this for me, everyday. I must be god.”

.Why aren't dogs good dancers? A. Because they have two left feet!

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.Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly? A: The collie wobbles!

.Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

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Activity2004

Really funny and love the picture! :-)

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blackbeauty99

Haha very funny, i needed a laugh! 😂

The photo is just so cute!

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Marnie22

True story. Honest.

There was a woman who went to the vet to see if her cat could stop taking the medication the vet had prescribed. When the vet said no more medication was needed, she sighed with relief and said, 'Thank goodness, now I can have a cup of tea!' The vet asked her what she meant and she pointed to one of the instructions printed on the medication box. It said, 'Avoid consumption of milk with this medication.'

😆😆😆🌸

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blackbeauty99 in reply toMarnie22

Lol so funny! 😂🤣

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😁xx

Wonderful pic to start the day!! too funny about the dog and cat..keep 'em coming, pleeze.

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daveh121

That certain I true about the cat!

Great photo.

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Sops

Lovely picture,

Sopsx

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JKW1

😂😜👍

Fabulously funny Bazzak and the picture is just adorable! 😃

Well, you certainly gave me the laugh I needed. A bit fed up today but hey ho got to keep smiling 😊

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springcross

What a gorgeous photo Bazzak and what lovely dogs - I don't know what the breed is, do you - they are beautiful. That little boy looks so content bless him. x

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply tospringcross

No I dont, but they are beautiful xx

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448690

Lovely photo. What is the dog breed? Gorgeous

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Sorry I dont know, lovely dogs though xx

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RLN-overcomer

That is an adorable photo :) . I first thought the dogs were stuffed animals :|

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