A Bill Gates joke but, probably NOT, what you're expecting...

[AndrewT]

Dear all,

The young Bill Gates was given a Crow, for his eight Birthday, which he cared for greatly. Ten years later Bill, visited a Clairvoyant for 'Advice About His Future'.

Later that day, Bill's Mother, found him with a Large Pot of boiling water, on the stove. In his other hand he was holding his Crow "What, on earth, are you 'doing' Bill"? asked his, rather confused Mother. "Well" Begins Bill "That Clairvoyant said that I could, one day be the Richest Man In The World, if I did Just ONE 'thing.'". "So what's with this water?" says his mum." "Well, she said, that all I had to do was....Brace Yourselves Everyone..... 'make My CROW Soft''"😬😭😋😀

I do 'hope' that this Wasn't the last 'Clap For Carers'- I was calling "Not The Last, Not From Here" from my window, whist clapping, banging a pot- with a wooden spoon- and 'walloping' the window sill and surrounds. The LAST should be when this is OVER and we can ALL stand, in the Street- Shaking Hands!

By the way, does 'Anybody' remember 'Brexit'? Someone mentioned it, the other day.....?

AndrewT